Go to a club in Houston or Dallas and just chill in the parking lot and just holla at every bad bytch you see. Living in Texas the GOAT for parking lot pimping
(Remembers party earlier in the year)
Me: "Say girl you going to that party off of cullen"
Her: "yeah"
Me: "Let me give you ride over there, I'll drop you back off at your apartment later too.
"
Her: "I don't get in the car with strangers"
Me: "I'm no stranger just a guy going to a party
"
Her: "Well I guess if you take my friend too"
Me: "Sure"
My boy almost ruined this exchange by being overly thirsty.
Needless to say I took care of business that night though.
Ever had a thick girl, with a big ass, yet thin waist grind up on you at a party with some drank in your left hand while your right hands tapping that ass? How about 6-10 in one night? We livin' the American Dream out chea brehs.
Gonna have to disagree with the down to earth part though. Like all light-skinned skinny bytches, the ones here too are stuck up and lots of times won't give you the time of the day unless you're on the team
or at least say you are
. The ones with a little meat on them though are typically down though