"Christian" family moves to Russia to escape LGBTQ, and now can't wait to leave their living hell ...UPDATE!! page 8.

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"Christian" family moves to Russia to escape LGBTQ, and now can't wait to leave their living hell

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Sunday, February 18, 2024 at 11:46:51p EST

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FILE - Members of the Wagner Group private military company load a tank onto a truck in Rostov-on-Don, Russia, on Saturday, June 24, 2023, prior to leaving the headquarters of the Southern Military District. Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin ended a brief rebellion by his forces earlier that day. (AP Photo, File)

The patriarch of a right-wing Canadian family of eight had just about enough of the gay people existing in his country. “We didn't feel safe for our children there in the future anymore. There's a lot of left-wing ideology, LGBTQ, trans, just a lot of things that we don't agree with that they teach there now, and we wanted to get away from that for our children.”

Yeah, if there’s one place that’s just not safe for kids, it’s Canada. Russia would be sooo much safer.

So mom and dad sold everything they had to move to sunny Russia to raise their kids in “orthodox” values. They also gladly took donations on their social media platform from fellow right-wingers so they could live in Putin’s wonderland. They did all of this just three weeks ago, and Russian officials assured them that they would work with them to get them established, and even help them get a farm. Long story short, they lived happily ever after.

In this photo released by Sputnik news agency on Friday, Feb. 9, 2024, Russian President Vladimir Putin, right, speaks during an interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson at the Kremlin in Moscow, Russia, Tuesday, Feb. 6, 2024. (Gavriil Grigorov/Sputnik, Kremlin, Pool Photo via AP)
Putin with another useful idiot

Except they didn’t.

First off, the Russian bank where they moved their funds immediately froze their assets. The amount of money seemed suspicious, as I guess it would since most Russians outside of Putin’s circle are dirt poor. As a result, the family doesn’t have money to live on, and those nice Russian officials disappeared.

Since no one in the family speaks Russian they’ve had a bear of a time trying to argue for their money since Russia doesn’t require any bank, or any business, to hire English translators. In the meantime, they discovered that Russia is a pretty damn miserable place to be right now.

A Russian reporter interviewed the mom—likely for a story on how the corrupt, liberal West was forcing Christians to flee to Mother Russia to the warm embrace of Vladimir Putin. But the mom forgot where she was and instead spoke her mind:

"I'm very disappointed in this country at this point. I'm ready to jump on a plane and get out of here. We've hit the first snag where you have to engage logic in this country and it's very, very frustrating."

Hoooo boy.

They just arrived and already she’s insulted Russia. Now, I’m not saying Russia doesn’t have freedom of the press, but it’s just the freedom to praise Putin and his country. Anything that resembles criticism in Russia is NOT taken as kindly as it is in our Western godless dystopias. I’m also not suggesting that Russian officials paid the family a visit to remind them of where they are, but I will point out the dad immediately posted a video saying that his wife misspoke.

In that video, he reiterated that no, Russia is really, really great (subtext: please don’t push me out of a window) and he spoke about hoping to resolve the issue with the bank. The commenters weren’t so sure, or kind. They pointed out that the bank will likely never release their funds and it is more likely that he will be recognized as a foreign agent.

At this point, I’m not sure his farming gig is going to work out. He should have went the Tara Reade route and agree to be used as a tool for Russian state media. I mean, if you are going to go traitor, go all in.

I’m willing to bet that living in a country that tolerates gay people might not be looking so bad now. I’m sure the family is desperately trying to split, and I looked up how difficult it is to leave Russia. According to the BBC, you can leave “ as long as you have money and have not been called up to the army.” For his sake, let’s hope he just lost his money.

Welcome to Moscow! At least the song is catchy.
 

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Russian officials assured them that they would work with them to get them established, and even help them get a farm.

This shyt needs to be a comedy movie ASAP. They knew they were about to fleece these folks. On the phone cheesing hard as hell talking about, "You will have all the hogs and chickens you need." :lolbron:
 

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life in russia must be awful, even the western cacettes who moved to iraq/syria to marry isil fighters didn't regret emigrating:laff:
It's cold and has a lot of poverty. That can be said about some parts of the US. :mjlol: But we have safety nets in place snd let's face it....more opportunity. People can clown large scale reform plans like the New Deal all they want....but imagine what a shythole the US would be without stuff like that in place.
 
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