My boy @
Codeine Fiend Dream Team slapped Rainey up in a game of pickup at Southwest
I thought some guy looked reeeeaaaaally familiar on the other team. I had to guard him, and dude was just ridiculously quick. On one possession, some white guy on my team put up a 20 footer and backrimmed it. Rebound went high and we all stood there waiting to see who was going to get possession. When the other team came down with it, I turn around to get back on D but this fukking 5'9 black dude is all the way down at the other free thrown line. I'm like
I run my ass off to try and catch up to him and the dude from the other team who rebounded it tries to throw a football pass to him down the court, on some DWade-to-LeBron shyt. Unfortunately for him, he put too much air under it and I caught up enough to make a swipe. Unfortunately for Chris Rainey, when I swiped at it, I literally slapped the fukk out of his entire face with my left hand. shyt was so loud all 8 guys on the other side of the cour were like
.
He was cool and laughed about it though. After that, I always wanted dude to win Heisman or become Super Bowl MVP so I could say I slapped the shyt out of somebody important. Now, I guess I'm just fighting domestic violence, one dumb cat at a time.
I also almost ran over him when @
TheGreatShowtime and I were in a UHaul and I was driving through campus dropping him off for class, while I was in the process of moving my shyt out of my apartment.
after threatenin to cancel his ass. 
damn i aint know percy was whuppin niccas asses like that
