Chris Hansen wants to revive To Catch a Predator
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joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
the way hansen talks to you, like some concerned school teacher, makes brehs think it'll be ok
then when they go outside it's time for reality
GOAT cac
Chris Hansen had all the GOAT one liners- straight up Horatio Caine from CSI style too.
: Why on Earth would you say that to a 13 year old girl?
:I swear I was just coming to tell her its over..
: You mean to tell me you drove 6 and a half hours to tell this 13 year old girl it's over, but you still managed to bring alcohol, condoms, and lingerie?
: I'm sure a 20 second phone call would have sufficed.
: Why on Earth would you say that to a 13 year old girl?:I swear I was just coming to tell her its over..: You mean to tell me you drove 6 and a half hours to tell this 13 year old girl it's over, but you still managed to bring alcohol, condoms, and lingerie?: I'm sure a 20 second phone call would have sufficed.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
I'm all for this.
they were catching
pedophiles by the truckload on the OG version.
they were catching
pedophiles by the truckload on the OG version.
Member the guy they caught twice in the span of like 24 hours?
"I was just getting something to eat"
"I was just getting something to eat"
Tommy Knocks
retired
This show was like a comedy special when it was supposed to be serious and tragic. 
Chris Hansen had all the GOAT one liners- straight up Horatio Caine from CSI style too.
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
I think there where was a time where a dude said he actually seen this show before
Hardest Since MC Ren
Kizz My Black Azz
the takedowns was the best part to me
Man that show was the FUNNIEST shyt to watch at like 2am when your bored and they used to show marathons. Me and my homies used to crack UP at them nasty old perverts
: Have a seat
Pervert: Ah.....hello...
: so your here for SEX with what you thought was an 11 year old boy...
Pervert
: No...no....no sir! I was here because I thought he needed a friend and wanted to guide him....
: guide him....with Beer, Marijuana, and Condoms....
Pervert
: Those....those...weren't there when I walked in!!!
: 
: Have a seatPervert
: Ah.....hello...: so your here for SEX with what you thought was an 11 year old boy...Pervert
: No...no....no sir! I was here because I thought he needed a friend and wanted to guide him....: guide him....with Beer, Marijuana, and Condoms....Pervert
: Those....those...weren't there when I walked in!!!: 
Hansen is the GOAT
"what are you doing here?"
"I just came to warn them about all the weirdos online and tell them they need to stay away from them"
"did you have to take your clothes off to do that?"
shyt is just too hilarious
"what are you doing here?" "I just came to warn them about all the weirdos online and tell them they need to stay away from them" "did you have to take your clothes off to do that?"shyt is just too hilarious
Yaboysix
That nikka
Didn't know they had people against the show going back on air.smh lets you know what kind of people run the world....
the funniest shyt was how sarcastic and condescending Chris Hansen was to these pieces of shyt
Hansen: what are you doing here today?
Pedo: Nothing.. just... driving around coming to hang out
Hansen: hang out with a 12 year old girl?
you're 46
Pedo: I wasnt going to do anything i swear
Hansen: So what were you going to do?
Pedo: just watch movies and eat some pizza
Hansen: you know i got the chat right here right you might as well start telling the truth
Pedo: what chat? i don't even go online that much
Hansen: "I want to blank you right in your puckered little blank-hole. have you ever tasted another man's blank?"
... and you sent these pics *brings out a manila folder full of dikk pics and hands it to pervert* this is you right? your screenname is hOrNyWhYt3BoY4u2nV?"
Pedo:
Hansen:
Hansen: what are you doing here today?
Pedo: Nothing.. just... driving around coming to hang out
Hansen: hang out with a 12 year old girl?
you're 46Pedo: I wasnt going to do anything i swear
Hansen: So what were you going to do?
Pedo: just watch movies and eat some pizza
Hansen: you know i got the chat right here right
you might as well start telling the truthPedo: what chat? i don't even go online that much
Hansen: "I want to blank you right in your puckered little blank-hole. have you ever tasted another man's blank?"
... and you sent these pics *brings out a manila folder full of dikk pics and hands it to pervert* this is you right? your screenname is hOrNyWhYt3BoY4u2nV?"
Pedo:
Hansen:
That nikkas one liners used to kill me
the toneThat nikkas one liners used to kill me
the delivery
the "non smile"
Truly unique television
Yeah it was sketchy as hell legally but idaf if it's pedos getting caught up in the fukkery
People who talkin dirty bout Hansen's operation either love arguing for the sake of arguing or they need to be put on a watch list themselves
