*18 months ago*
*nia texts Chris*
Nia: come over...wet af
Chris: Kocharoach is right next to me. I can't right now.
Nia: Make something up
Chris: ok
"Hey Kocharoach...tyga just texted me. There's an emergency. Kylie got into a fight at Chuck E. Cheese's. Guns have been drawn. Gotta go help.Su woo. I said uh woo woo woo woo"
Kokaroach: ok baby be.careful. I love you.
Chris:
*arrives at nia's*
Nia: fukk me
Chris: fukk. I don't have a condom
.
Nia: it's cool, I'm on the pill
I am not trying to get pregnant right now, what with my modeling career on the rise and what not
I'd have an abortion if I ever got pregnant
.
Chris:
*2 weeks later*
Nia: Chris.....I'm pregnant
...and I'm keeping it
Chris: what the....these hoes ain't loyal
. fukkin hoes ain't loyal. Hold up
..*starts harmonizing*..I said these hoes ain't loyal, no they aint.
*runs to studio*