Chinese Expert: Anal swab more accurate than throat swab

[BlackDiBiase]

considering that farting can spread the virus and it stays in your stool I guess it makes sense

What is even more efficient though is to abolish wet markets

what!? in nigeria when someone does something disgusting like fart when others are present they say "you polluted the air" "who polluted"

thought it was pidgin english nonsense but

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Its gonna be funny looking back at the covid era the amount of buy experts is crazy

name these DuckTales. I haven't heard any actually from experts.

they had no time to study the virus before it was a pandemic. they have been learning as we go. but the haven't told lies and anal swabs are not new or DuckTales.

 

[Stoop Kid]

So I can get tested for covid and colon cancer in one visit? Sign me up

 

[Devilinurear]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

COVID, the gift that keeps on givin'


All thses scientists / experts know that COVID is the best period to go down in the history book as one of the GOAT and alos to grab that bag.

So they throw any idea they have on the wall and hope one of them stick.

people are stressed the fukk out and commiting suicide in the medical field.

they are not celebrating.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Imagine going to China and having to deal with testing through the embassy.

Koala: "yawns, Hi I'm here for the Covid testing"

Nurse: "Hi, I will need you to open up"

Koala:

Nurse: *puts gloves on* nonono Mr Koala, open up

Koala

I knew this thread was gonna be comedy gold as soon as I entered

 

[null]

hell to the no .. it will be a cold day in hell before wong ..

 

[BXKingPin82]

what!? in nigeria when someone does something disgusting like fart when others are present they say "you polluted the air" "who polluted"

thought it was pidgin english nonsense but

NO!
Muddafocka YOU STINK!!!!

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Live in a communist dictatorship that forces you to swab your a$$hole chrehs

 

[2stainz]

Have General Tao buss you open so you can travel brehs

 

[patscorpio]

Medical science is supposed to be progressive yet digging in somebody's behind is still a benchmark for wellness & health

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Ill just die

 

[Blankthawtz]

Get anal probed by a wok chef chehs......

 

[SATAN]

Rice breh: "Time to get this COVID throat swab, this finna be a breeze!"

Doctor Wang: "TOOT THAT ASS UP, FEI LONG!"

Rice breh:

 

[skylove4]

Somebody said this nikka pop out to conduct the test

and for some reason he doesn’t break eye contact and never stops smiling