Chimpanzee in the finest drip paying for a pizza delivery in Russia; deliveryman shook (VIDEO)

[Voice of Reason]

Fake

 

[Urbanmiracle]

That monkey is fresh I can say that.

But there is another issue at play here Russian Pizza

Pardon my ignorance but what’s on Russian pizza?

 

[George's Dilemma]

Just glad that didn't go sideways. Imagine that going left on camera? One way ticket to Black Dolphin Prison after the delivery driver's face gets ripped off.

 

[Pseudonym]

That deliveryman looks like he really enjoys his job.

You saw how he straightened up before he knocked?!!!

 

[Deuterion]

Chimpanzees are so dope but the scary part about them is that they can beat your ass and they know it so the second they feel like they don't need you anymore it'll just rip your balls and face off.

 

[DrexlersFade]

And for good reason

Pardon my ignorance but what’s on Russian pizza?

What I found in the net!

 

[Fillerguy]

That monkey is fresh I can say that.

But there is another issue at play here Russian Pizza

Glad im not the only one who notices how wrong this sounds

 

[DamienWayne]

You saw how he straightened up before he knocked?!!!

He hit a little shimmy I know his stomach sunk to his a$$hole when that door opened

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This is the most Russia shyt ever.

 

[CouldBeWorse]

That shyt was staged as hell ...they way the “delivery person” was over acting and posturing you can just tell

also camera angles was perfect delivery person stood at the perfect spot to capture it a normal person would stand right in front of the door

it amazes me how many of y’all go through life believing shyt

shyt could be cgi and it'd make no difference to me you miserable bytch

 

[Pseudonym]

Can you imagine trying to retell this story to your coworkers and boss without sounding incredibly racist?


Black Russians in the pizza shop like wtf you say?

 

[Wiseborn]

Lmao ape is dressed up and everything

He must be mad short because the chimp was almost as tall as him.

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

 

[Pseudonym]

that looks like throw up , I’m sorry

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Btw the face is too pointy to be chimp