GreenGhxst
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We need an anonymous poll to see how many of y'all cappin ass gone say you can get a better time
Chimp destroys ninja warrior course; humanity outclassed by monkeyset
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I mean, they’re our fellow apes in arms. They don’t got our intelligence and communication skills but they make up for that with great physical adaptations. All them nikkaz dangerous if you not armed. Ain’t no fighting no chimp or orangutan or gorilla. 
Edit: lmaoooo that shyt looked like real life Donkey Kong. They shoulda had em in a Diddy
Kong costume
Edit: lmaoooo that shyt looked like real life Donkey Kong. They shoulda had em in a Diddy
Kong costume
itsyoung!!
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in this thread I learned that apes/gorillas are not related to monkeys 
shout out to the coli for this lesson
shout out to the coli for this lesson
Uchiha God
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Why would this be surprising? Humanity are not the peak of physical conditioning nor dexterity
Right...
Why are brehs so impressed? That's like getting hype because a shark can swim really fast and beat Michael Phelps in a swim meet.
Try getting a shark to do a medley. More impressed by the smarts than the physical ability
in this thread I learned that apes/gorillas are not related to monkeys
They’re both primates that’s where the monkey/ape relation comes in. But apes are bigger, more intelligent, and have no tails whereas monkeys tend to be smaller, less intelligent, and have tails.
Kurt off them percs
With Booker T wife
Bet he couldn't withstand a right hook from a Coli poster.
and here we go
Where you get this from? It's nested hierarchy. All apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes.in this thread I learned that apes/gorillas are not related to monkeys
itsyoung!!
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Where you get this from? It's nested hierarchy. All apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes.
like 2-3 people mentioned it earlier in the thread so not sure why everyone is quoting me and not them
but I looked it up afterand this is what google told me
Monkeys and apes are both primates, which means they're both part of the human family tree. ... Although you can't recognize this difference on sight, apes have an appendix and monkeys do not. Apes are generally more intelligent than monkeys, and most species of apes exhibit some use of tools.
Fact 3: Gorillas are not monkeys.
Within the order primate, there are multiple categories, including prosimians, monkeys and apes. ... Many people think gorillas are part of the monkey family, but gorillas are actually one of the five types of great ape.
Try and fukk with a skull literally built to withstand falls from trees breh.Bet he couldn't withstand a right hook from a Coli poster.
"A chimpanzee skull has a pronounced muzzle extending from the front of the skull, where the facial plane of a human skull is nearly vertical. Parts of the brain used for more complex reasoning tasks, abstract thinking, memory and emotional attachment are more highly developed in humans and require extra space within the skull. This reflects with the human skull having a more bulbous appearance, with area for the brain extending to the brow ridges and sides of the jaws and past the base of the neck. A chimp's skull has a neat, small dome that contains the brain set well back from the brow ridges, neck and sides of the jaws."
"Humans have very poor protection against head injuries because our skulls have only a thin layer of bone to shield our brains. The chimpanzee brain is about 1/3 the size of a human brain. Chimpanzees obviously have far thicker bone mass in their skulls. They also have thick eyebrow ridges."
Look at the front of their heads - it's all bone. The brain is way back there while humans have their brains right up front and center. Far poorer protection from impact.
in this thread I learned that apes/gorillas are not related to monkeys
Related, but distantly. Probably diverged about 25 million years ago.
Compare that to humans and chimpanzees, who only diverged 5 million years ago.