Daaaamn, this thread's old as shyt. I was almost confused as to why it had so many pages until I started skipping through.
I guess I can drop a quick true story while the subject's up:
Went back home to visit about a year ago or so around the holidays and popped in at one of my favorite old spots on a Saturday night. I'm usually guaranteed to run into at least one person I went to college with because the place is kind of popular in that area.
I'm on my way to the bathroom and see this chick who looks like a girl I went to school with, but I'm like, "Nahhh....she just looks sort of similar to _____, but I'd just seen her here last year and there's no way she gained that much weight. Looks just like her ass though. Let me keep it moving."
Basically, I end up giving her the direct
eye contact the whole time before I decide it's not her and walk right past her.
I come back out and see another chick I knew from college. I go through the crowd and say what's up.
We're chopping it up and I tell her I'd just got there.
She goes, "Oh? Did you say hello to _____; she's here too."
It dawns on me....
....shyt, that actually WAS her. Damn.
I tell her homegirl that I guess I'd actually seen her on my way to the bathroom, but didn't think it was her (not mentioning why).
She goes, "Yeeeeah....she's gained a little bit of weight. It's been bothering her a bit. She hasn't wanted to go out."
Her girl ended up popping up later and I had to try to play it off, but I could tell she was low-key
. Ended up offering to buy her a drink.
Life moves a mile a minute, brehs.