-do some kneejerk dumb shyt like trick off a couple of dollars on our first date
-smash repeatedly like its my last
-hit a ton of balls at the range
-stunt on these dudes
-take her to the mini golf range and get behind her and show her how to putt properly
-smash some more
-stunt on these hoes
-eat the box on some savage shyt
-take uncle Tiger up on that offer to cop her that Porsche Cayenne Turbo
-consider dropping down on one knee (NOPE!)
-smash raw repeatedly with ZERO fukkin regard for consequences
-sorta freak out about it later
-derail both of our hopes, dreams and ambitions
-YOLO