Cheetahs were literally only built for speed

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Humans are inferior when it comes to animals. We’re not on top of the food chain like we say we are. God made us weak as fukk :heh:

Even a fukking scorpion can kill you with its sting :skip: just imagine what a cheetah could do to your :flabbynsick: ass.

We’re probably above a snail in the food chain but below ants :patrice:


:yeshrug:

We have guns. We were intelligent enough to develop weapons. We’re on top breh
 

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We have guns. We were intelligent enough to develop weapons. We’re on top breh
We’re stupid enough to invent them and practically shoot outselves in the foot.


We’re not on top.


Shoot the fair one with a cheetah and let’s who’s really top because the only thing on top will be that cheetah feasting on your :flabbynsick: carcass.


Better yet why don’t you shoot the fair one with this little gangsta

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We’re stupid enough to invent them and practically shoot outselves in the foot.


We’re not on top.


Shoot the fair one with a cheetah and let’s who’s really top because the only thing on top will be that cheetah feasting on your :flabbynsick: carcass.


Better yet why don’t you shoot the fair one with this little gangsta

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Why would you shoot a fair one with a cheetah :dwillhuh:

The whole point of us having intelligence is to sway things in our favor.
 

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nikkas talkin cats>> canines

Like a full grown Kodiak bear wouldnt body everything :dwillhuh: you'd need a couple full grown lions to fukk with em
 

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Lion King had everybody believing Hyenas are clowns. These nikkas are some of the most feared brehs out there. Straight biitched that Cheetah after he did all the work.
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People forgot Scar took over and ruled all of those lions using the hyenas as muscle:wow:

Lion King was on point,we just missed the details as kids. I even found out later that Pumba really was with the shyts:whoo:

 

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People forgot Scar took over and ruled all of those lions using the hyenas as muscle:wow:

Lion King was on point,we just missed the details as kids. I even found out later that Pumba really was with the shyts:whoo:


People dont realize that a LOT of these herbivores would be running shyt if they had fangs/wanted to eat meat

A hunter cac on Rogans podcast was sayin this one deers antlers broke in a weird way, basically giving it a sharp point like a sword, said brehski was killing ALL the other male deer during mating season :marchant:

Hippos stay fukking predators up, saw a vid of them straight torturing a big ass gator :picard: draggin him back into the water when he was tryna dip

An aggressive elephant could wrap it's trunk around a tigers neck and hulk slam it until it died :damn:
 
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People dont realize that a LOT of these herbivores would be running shyt if they had fangs/wanted to eat meat

A hunter cac on Rogans podcast was sayin this one deers antlers broke in a weird way, basically giving it a sharp point like a sword, said brehski was killing ALL the other male deer during mating season :marchant:

Hippos stay fukking predators up, saw a vid of them straight torturing a big ass gator :picard: draggin him back into the water when he was tryna dip

An aggressive elephant could wrap it's trunk around a tigers neck and hunk slam it until it died :damn:

That visual of an elpehant slamming a lion with its trunk on some cartton shyt:laff:
 

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That visual of an elpehant slamming a lion with its trunk on some cartton shyt:laff:
It's funny til u get close to one and realize that trunk alone got like 600 muscles in it and it could literally throw you into a boulder from Steph Curry range :smhcraig: fukk you gonna do about it? Your life is in it's hands by the time you that close :to:
 

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Meant to post this a while ago but some interesting scientific things I learned about Cheetahs from a seminar I attended. I apologize if this is duplicate info from somewhere else in the thread

  • There were originally many many more varieties of cheetahs, during the last ice age a genetic bottleneck event happened and the cheetahs of today were basically the fastest and ran through that bottleneck to survive. This does not however mean that they were the most fit to survive. The rest of the points will illustrate this.

  • Cac scientists still don't know how the ovulation patterns of cheetahs. It seems that cheetahs don't know them either. From their studies of the cheetahs the seem to have semi- and pseudo-ovulations. A semiovulation would be generating then like "half" of an egg and then menstruating that. A pseudo-ovulation would then be taking on ovulation behaviors, going into heat, but then not acutally releasing an egg. This is a frequent occurence. Knowing the ovulation patterns would be key because then you could assist in their numbers at a zoo or wildlife enclosure. However, @It is a mystery

  • When the rare issue of a cheetah pregnancy occurs, the fetus surviving to birth is about 25%. Of that, surviving to adulthood is then another 25%.
  • Cheetahs are extremely brittle for their speed and if they get injured, :francis:
  • Because of all the above reasons cheetahs are also super-duper inbred. From what I remember the entire spread of todays cheetahs can be traced back to about ~20 individual cheetahs.

5 Star Thread, lets continue to appreciate them, while we have them :sadcam:
 

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Meant to post this a while ago but some interesting scientific things I learned about Cheetahs from a seminar I attended. I apologize if this is duplicate info from somewhere else in the thread

  • There were originally many many more varieties of cheetahs, during the last ice age a genetic bottleneck event happened and the cheetahs of today were basically the fastest and ran through that bottleneck to survive. This does not however mean that they were the most fit to survive. The rest of the points will illustrate this.

  • Cac scientists still don't know how the ovulation patterns of cheetahs. It seems that cheetahs don't know them either. From their studies of the cheetahs the seem to have semi- and pseudo-ovulations. A semiovulation would be generating then like "half" of an egg and then menstruating that. A pseudo-ovulation would then be taking on ovulation behaviors, going into heat, but then not acutally releasing an egg. This is a frequent occurence. Knowing the ovulation patterns would be key because then you could assist in their numbers at a zoo or wildlife enclosure. However, @It is a mystery

  • When the rare issue of a cheetah pregnancy occurs, the fetus surviving to birth is about 25%. Of that, surviving to adulthood is then another 25%.
  • Cheetahs are extremely brittle for their speed and if they get injured, :francis:
  • Because of all the above reasons cheetahs are also super-duper inbred. From what I remember the entire spread of todays cheetahs can be traced back to about ~20 individual cheetahs.
5 Star Thread, lets continue to appreciate them, while we have them :sadcam:
If true, they will become extinct in short order :francis:
 
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