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I haven't heard some of these names in a decade :wow:


I ain't trying to spoil the story but I remember the infamous thread but I wasn't trying to read all them pages.

Sidenote, RodimusPrime is a celebrity...I follow him on twitter & he's verified now
Link to his twitter. I miss him and stylistick??? The dude that use to say cats kill me or something.
 

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Chapter 4 - (Playing Wingman, Good Karma, Random Jess Meeting & BkBaby revealed)

So I finally hit NYC on a random early 2005 summer weekend to kick it w my bros. It seemed like a good 75% of my college friends were living and working in NYC now, so damn near every other weekend I would drive up from Philly, wild out for 48 hours then head back down for the work week. For whatever reason, my NYC dating life was hitting at a higher percentage than in Philly. Maybe cuz I was an out of towner to them, who knows. :yeshrug:


Playing Wingman like the best of them, Wedge Antilles, Iceman, Peppy Hare, etc. This part is long and involves no SOHH folk. Just a random Saturday night partying in NYC on day before I meet BkBaby the 1st time.

Anyway, so one particular weekend I decided I’d hit up my homegirl Crystal and we’d kick it like we did in college. Strictly platonic friends, I think I’ve tried to get at every one of her roommates during college tho (and failed :snoop:). So when I show up, my homegirl Crystal has 1 other female friend with her (forgot her name) and a new roommate, Ashley. :datazz: Anyway, we’re bar hopping, its cool but I‘m rolling w 3 women and still trying to holla at other chicks. My game is flat that night for some reason. (nikka, my game is flat every night IMO. :palm:) Anyway, hit up the last spot and see my bros! :handshake: Oh shyt, its lit! (I knew they were gonna be there, but didn’t tell Crystal because it might be awkward for her)

Now, a little about my boys in this crew, Randy :myman:, Leon :youngsabo:& Earl :ahh:(names changed obviously). Remember how I was a serial monogamist in in college? It’s partly because of these nikkas.:russ: I had little game, and they had it in abundance. Most eligible black bachelors in our class and all that, blah blah…if you were interested in a chick it was smart to ask if one of these nikkas had already smashed. :ohhh: Whenever I had a girlfriend, one of these friends would smash my gf homegirl cuz she thinking they were gonna end up in a relationship also. bytch YOU THOUGHT! :troll:Anyway, for the 1st time ever, we were all single at the same time. Wolf pack shyt. So although I planned to be the only dude accompanying Crystal on her Girl’s night, I figured I’d steer them to my nikkas. And it worked. :smugbiden:

So we in this bar/lounge, drinks are flowing and music is blasting. Leon & Crystal having a heart to heart as it’s the 1st time they’ve reconnected since a somewhat ugly break up in college. AWKWARD. Earl & Ashley are chilling together, making convo. Me & Randy are at the bar and he’s hollering at anything moving. Randy is also going so hard on the drinks cuz at this point he started I-Banking and living just off Times Square. In my simpness, a random girl slides up next to us while ordering at the bar and I buy her drink for no reason cuz I was in a good mood. Didn’t even holla,:hubie:

I go back to dance floor acting a fool w Randy cuz Tony Yayo So Seductive came on. :yayo::yayo: (“Soon as I heard “Ahh nikka do you…” I put cash down for her drink and left her. If it was the cartoons, it would’ve been a dust cloud cuz I left that quick. LMAO. Randy is a G-Unit stan since like 2000 and I knew he was gonna be going ham on the dance floor. I had to see it.) :dj2:

Me, Randy, Earl, and Leon are going ham in the middle of the dance floor. This lounge was a little bougie, but fukk it. Took it back to the college house party days in our dapper attire. Rest of the spot started to feel our energy cuz the dance floor that was originally scattered and empty started to fill up. Crystal, Ashley, and random girl joined the festivities. Couple moments later Ol girl from the bar finds me, proceeds to grind on me for a couple songs :gladbron:, put her number in my phone and then goes back to her group of friends. It finally dawned on me to holla at her, so I go look for her and chop it up. (nothing came of it, but wanted to illustrate my lack of game)

So the night is ending, and we’re all about to separate but I’m thinking Leon & Earl need an assist to close the deal tonight. So I offer to drop off all parties if all 6 of them are willing to pile into my 2000 Nissan Maxima.

They wid it, and Crystal and Ashley offer up their spot to smoke and kick back. GREAT. So I’m driving to Washington Heights :dame: in a packed car, blasting Game’s 300 Bars (Westcoast nikka, U Know What It Is). :banderas:Along the way, Randy opts out and wants to go home, (maybe he'd heard enough of Game assaulting G-Unit, lmao :umad:) so I drop him off and continue on.

Leon & Crystal are in the back cuddling like old times :leon:, Earl sitting shotgun w Crystal’s roommate on his lap, flirting and shyt :salute:. The random other girl is also in the back seat. Cool, 3 on 3 but I’m not really feeling her. We make it to the apartment, and I sit down on the couch and fall right the fukk asleep.:snooze: The two couples ended up pairing off for the night, random girl slept on another couch. I got no action that night for all my troubles,:thumbsdown: but Earl did hookup w his future wife that night. I earned Karma points for this. :handshake:

Good Karma, Random Jess Meeting

Next morning I wake up, and grab my bearings. Leon & Earl sneak out of their respective rooms and we head out cuz I gotta drop these nikkas off in Bed-Stuy. So we’re making the drive recounting the night before, and I’m feeling like Chris Paul cuz I set everyone up to win that night. We hit Brooklyn and I drop off Earl, then pop over to Leon’s spot, shower and change, kick it for a little then I get a call from BkBaby.


BkBaby: Hi frieeeeend. What you doing? :smile:

Nukka: Chilling, trying to recover from last night. I’m in Brooklyn, where you at? I can drive to where you are on my way back to Philly.

BkBaby: I’m Jersey, shopping with my mom. I don’t know when I’m coming back, you might be gone by the time I’m in Brooklyn. :mjpls:

Nukka: (in my mind, biiiiiiiiiitch. Your idea to finally meet but on the day of you go to Jersey? :martin: What kind of peanut butter and jelly...) What I really said: Aight, I may still be around. Just hit me when you back in Brooklyn. :mjcry:

So here I am, ditched by BkBaby when we were gonna meet up. It’s always some fukkery, but whatever cuz she’s the homie. But then a light bulb went off. :ohhh: My college ex, Jess (the one I played simp Uber for and spotted in the club while there on a random night w BabyCT) lives in Brooklyn. I should hit her up, even just to catch up and kill time. So I call her, and she’s at the Target by Atlantic & Flatbush. So I dap up Leon and drive down Atlantic ave. On my way there, I get a phone call from BabyCT. (SMH)

To be continued....
 
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Continued....
BabyCT: Nukka, where you at? I need to use your computer again! :hamster:

(In my mind, I’m thinking biiiiiiiiitch. You don’t want to use my computer, you want more of what you got last time. I’m still salty cuz there was nothing in it for me the last encounter, selfish summa…SMH :aicmon:)

Nukka: I’m in New York, so you’ll have to hit the library or something. :umad:

BabyCT: When you coming back? Come back nooooow. I need to do another application. :hmm:

I’m thinking this is a wack way of asking for a booty call, or you really being needy and I’m gonna pass on that. Nope, not gonna do it. HOH. :birdman: But she has kept stuff off the boards which is a good thing. My simp to do list already overflowing though, cuz I plan on waiting to meet BkBaby even though she’s in fukking Jersey. :cape:SMH. Even still, gotta correct the tone w BabyCT and boss up.

Nukka: I won’t be back til late. I gotta go. *click* :birdman: (in my mind, hope she not mad. :lupe:)


So I continue on to Target and meet up with Jess. She’s looking good of course :takedat: but I know our situation is dead, so we catch up while she’s shopping. Shooting the shyt and what not, not really thinking much of it. BkBaby finally texts me that she’s heading back to Brooklyn and should be there in 2 hours. Cool. Anyway, Jess finishes shopping and now needs help taking all her shyt back to Flatbush where she lives. :leostare: Guess who’s playing Simp Uber again? THIS GUY! :stopitslime: LOL, so I drive down Flatbush ave and get to her spot by Ocean Ave and Cortelyou I think. Help her with her stuff and she gives me a tour of her apartment, her roommates aren’t around so we just kicking it, killing time.

So this how Jess tried to “one of the homies” me. She starts taking off her weave in front of me. nikka WUT!? :dahell:nikka WHY!?:dahell: I’m intrigued tho cuz she never wore a weave while we were dating and I’ve never seen the hairhat removal process.:krs: (my God, this the shyt yall be in the salon getting installed for hours? LMAO. I never knew) So I’m watching her do this shyt and she asks for my help cutting the sew in in the back.

Jess: Hey, can you help me cut the sew ins in the back? Careful with my actual hair tho. :usure:

Nukka: (What kinda peanut butter and jelly bullshyt is this? I aint one of ya lil homegirls.:gucci:) Umm, Ok. Sure, why not. :francis:

At this point, my weekend is shifting from a tiny win to a tie, which is really a loss in my book. But it seemed like the God’s shined on me for the good karma I earned cuz after I had finished cutting whatever haircut binding she had going on, she went back to her hair with her arms up and was looking the mirror. So I thought fukk it, this shyt cant get any worse, so let me throw a hail mary. I stood behind her and caressed a titty.

Jess: Nukka, what you doing? :usure:

Nukka: What does it look like? *caressing both titties* :lolbron:

Jess: You’re distracting me. *her hands still working in her hair* :dwillhuh:

Nukka: You want me to stop? :shaq: (please don’t say yes, please don’t say yes)

Jess: Yes.

Nukka *thinking* (COT DAMMIT. I CANT GET JIGGY WIT THIS shyt :why:. :to:)

Jess: Let me at least finish my hair. :noah:

Nukka: Fair enough. :ohlawd:

So I start helping more, taking bobby pins out and what not while still caressing some titty. We finally finish and get down to business.

Smashed her ass to Bolivia.Twice. Part of it was taking frustrations from last BabyCT encounter out on someone, the other was putting it down for old times sake on an ex boo. Still mad at her for breaking up w me over BS, then dating a broke Philly singing nikka. Maybe in the back of my mind I wanted to rekindle that old flame. Either way. Bolivia. :shaq:

But now I'm laying in her bed and gotta meet up w BkBaby in like 30 minutes. I been sweating in this hot ass apartment with no window AC units put in yet, and I smell like sex. Normally I'd just dip out and shower when I get to Philly, but I asked to use Jess' shower cuz I had to catch up with someone before I head to Philly.

So I get out the shower and the awkward question comes:

Jess: Hold up. Are you meeting a girl? :huh:
Nukka: Yeah, but she's just a friend.
Jess: :ufdup:Who is it? Someone from school? I know her? What's her name?
Nukka: No, you don't know her. Calm down. It's not like that. Anyway, I need to bounce.
Jess: Fine, whatever. Let me know the next time you come to NY. Ok? :wub:
Nukka: Of course. :shaq:

So I head out to go meet BkBaby, who is finally in Brooklyn and chilling in Prospect Park somewhere. Cool, I'm literally right down the street. She says she's on the corner of Parkside & Ocean. So I park near there and call her. (still don't know what she looks like, so I'm scouting around looking at random women wondering if its her). we're talking and I'm walking towards the corner and see this really pretty girl on the phone walking towards me. I'm hoping its her so I ask BkBaby what she's wearing hoping the girl walking towards me would respond and I'd match voices. NOOOOPE. Not her. :stopitslime: So at this point I think I'm being played and she nowhere near the park.

Nukka: Where are you? You even here? :comeon:
BkBaby: Hold on, I'm walking out the McDonalds right now.

I turn my head and see this thick golden brown sista walking towards me. :ohlawd::noah:

BkBaby: Nukka? :usure:
Nukka: BkBaby? Hey, whats up! :merchant:
BkBaby: Sorry about that, had to use the bathroom in McDs real quick. :queen:
Nukka: No need to apologize.

BRUH! We finally met. She stands about 5'4", golden brown skin, flat ironed hair down to the middle of her back. In some shorts and a t-shirt showing off all her curves. thick thighs and a donk to match, and C cups up top. beautiful brown eyes and killer smile to match. I was instantly smitten, but kept my composure and kept it friendly. We chopped it up for about 15 minutes, just like we did on the phone. We were both relieved the other was normal, lol. Anyway, it was time for me to head back so she walked me to my car and I dipped out. She called me about 20 minutes later just as I was out of Brooklyn and headed back towards Philly and we talked for another hour during my drive home. Told her about my Saturday night and lack of game. She clowned my execution, but thought my efforts were cute.


So the next day on the boards is the same shyt. Malcolm still trolling, Rodimusprime, Stylistik-1, and I still doing our daily back and forth. BkBaby all up in the threads replying with laughs at the jokes at my expense. Guess they become funnier once she met me? :manny: Or the jokes are funny cuz she met me and thinks I'm a clown ass nicca. :mjcry:


anyway, BkBaby makes her customary 5pm phone call as she walks home from work.

BkBaby: Nukka! It was good to meet you, im really glad you're normal. Some people can be really weird or look a damn mess. but not you.
Nukka: Yeah, same here. Im glad you're not a serial killer. (in my mind: or half crazy like BabyCT)
BkBaby: How you know I'm not a serial killer? Maybe I lure cute guys off the internet, kill them, and hide their bodies in secret subway tunnels? :troll:
Nukka: So you think I'm cute? :ohhh::russ:
BkBaby: Shut up nikka, I never said that.
Nukka: *teasing her* You think i'm cute, you think i'm cute. It's ok, plenty women do. nothing to be ashamed of.
BkBaby: Whatever, anyway I'm gonna hit you up later.

And....thats how we met and got cool.

Sorry for the wait yall.
 
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