Anyway, so one particular weekend I decided I’d hit up my homegirl Crystal and we’d kick it like we did in college. Strictly platonic friends, I think I’ve tried to get at every one of her roommates during college tho (and failed
). So when I show up, my homegirl Crystal has 1 other female friend with her (forgot her name) and a new roommate, Ashley.
Anyway, we’re bar hopping, its cool but I‘m rolling w 3 women and still trying to holla at other chicks. My game is flat that night for some reason. (nikka, my game is flat every night IMO.
) Anyway, hit up the last spot and see my bros!
Oh shyt, its lit! (I knew they were gonna be there, but didn’t tell Crystal because it might be awkward for her)
Now, a little about my boys in this crew, Randy
, Leon
& Earl
(names changed obviously). Remember how I was a serial monogamist in in college? It’s partly because of these nikkas.
I had little game, and they had it in abundance. Most eligible black bachelors in our class and all that, blah blah…if you were interested in a chick it was smart to ask if one of these nikkas had already smashed.
Whenever I had a girlfriend, one of these friends would smash my gf homegirl cuz she thinking they were gonna end up in a relationship also. bytch YOU THOUGHT!
Anyway, for the 1st time ever, we were all single at the same time. Wolf pack shyt. So although I planned to be the only dude accompanying Crystal on her Girl’s night, I figured I’d steer them to my nikkas. And it worked.
So we in this bar/lounge, drinks are flowing and music is blasting. Leon & Crystal having a heart to heart as it’s the 1st time they’ve reconnected since a somewhat ugly break up in college. AWKWARD. Earl & Ashley are chilling together, making convo. Me & Randy are at the bar and he’s hollering at anything moving. Randy is also going so hard on the drinks cuz at this point he started I-Banking and living just off Times Square. In my simpness, a random girl slides up next to us while ordering at the bar and I buy her drink for no reason cuz I was in a good mood. Didn’t even holla,
I go back to dance floor acting a fool w Randy cuz Tony Yayo So Seductive came on.
(“Soon as I heard “Ahh nikka do you…” I put cash down for her drink and left her. If it was the cartoons, it would’ve been a dust cloud cuz I left that quick. LMAO. Randy is a G-Unit stan since like 2000 and I knew he was gonna be going ham on the dance floor. I had to see it.)
Me, Randy, Earl, and Leon are going ham in the middle of the dance floor. This lounge was a little bougie, but fukk it. Took it back to the college house party days in our dapper attire. Rest of the spot started to feel our energy cuz the dance floor that was originally scattered and empty started to fill up. Crystal, Ashley, and random girl joined the festivities. Couple moments later Ol girl from the bar finds me, proceeds to grind on me for a couple songs
, put her number in my phone and then goes back to her group of friends. It finally dawned on me to holla at her, so I go look for her and chop it up. (nothing came of it, but wanted to illustrate my lack of game)
So the night is ending, and we’re all about to separate but I’m thinking Leon & Earl need an assist to close the deal tonight. So I offer to drop off all parties if all 6 of them are willing to pile into my 2000 Nissan Maxima.
They wid it, and Crystal and Ashley offer up their spot to smoke and kick back. GREAT. So I’m driving to Washington Heights
in a packed car, blasting Game’s 300 Bars (Westcoast nikka, U Know What It Is).
Along the way, Randy opts out and wants to go home, (maybe he'd heard enough of Game assaulting G-Unit, lmao
) so I drop him off and continue on.
Leon & Crystal are in the back cuddling like old times
, Earl sitting shotgun w Crystal’s roommate on his lap, flirting and shyt
. The random other girl is also in the back seat. Cool, 3 on 3 but I’m not really feeling her. We make it to the apartment, and I sit down on the couch and fall right the fukk asleep.
The two couples ended up pairing off for the night, random girl slept on another couch. I got no action that night for all my troubles,
but Earl did hookup w his future wife that night. I earned Karma points for this.