Chad Johnson Arrested For Head Butting Evelyn

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He probably thought a head butt isn't consider domestic violence.:pachaha:
He didn't expect her to BLEED. Who bleeds from bumping heads?

You know how a clumsy person drops something and reaches for it while a helpful person nearby also reaches to fetch it for the clumsy dude?
Then they bump heads. x_x
BUT NOBODY COMES UP BLEEDING.

What the fukk, Chad?!?

I'm mad that this thread faults Chad for marrying E.L. Any other woman would have had questions about the condom receipt. It's not specific to Evelyn. But other women wouldn't have escalated the interrogation to bloodletting levels.
gosh DANG!
 
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Somewhere, Derek Jeter is looking at this nikka like

"I don't know why ya'll just don't listen to me...."

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No way it's as easy as he makes it look
 

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Chad is not making smart moves:

Marrying an obvious whore(attention, sexual, emotional, psychological).

Keeping a receipt for the purchase of condoms. Tell the clerk, "naw just throw it away" Or he could've thrown in out the window at any time. If you're going to leave the receipt in the trunk, you might as well leave it in her shoe closet. He knew she was going to find it.
 

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Ok, I've had some time to think about this

This bytch Evelyn is crazy, and knows how to fuk someone over:thumbsdown:
She saw the condom shyt and was mad as fuk and reached that level of pistivity only puerto rican and black females can reach:fire: She quickly:scheme: while they were arguing and said fuk it, heads buts him, bounces out and calls the police and claims HE headbutted her :smh: Another thing, she presses charges to make it sting more. Shes on some vengeful shyt. Its evelyn, what do u expect from her, take it like a man and act classy:pachaha:

yall have seen her on her show :fight: she knows how to get chad back...now chad is fuked:sadbron:
 

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yo can somebody fill me in on who his wife is? cuz i was watchin hard knocks and folks talkin bout hows your wife and then this happen and i have no idea who in the blue hell his bytch is? thank you
 

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Chad is not making smart moves:

Marrying an obvious whore(attention, sexual, emotional, psychological).

Keeping a receipt for the purchase of condoms. Tell the clerk, "naw just throw it away" Or he could've thrown in out the window at any time. If you're going to leave the receipt in the trunk, you might as well leave it in her shoe closet. He knew she was going to find it.
He should be able to play that off . Anyone with a bit of game should be able get around that without a physical fight :merchant: chad a fool sure they will argue but you deny until the Death .
 
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He got a pimp mentality. He don't care about them hoes. On the other hand, nikkas like chad is moving in with bytches and marrying them.

Ya, he's just trill down to the bones.


I'm pretty sure it is.

The only reason we know about the gift bags is because he slipped up and gave one to the same girl twice.

Nah, if it were that easy, so many niccas wouldn't be fukking up like they do.

Especially since, unlike most other entertainers (by and large), a good athlete is popular since birth, so by time they make it pro they should've had plenty of practice...but nope. :snoop:
 

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He got a pimp mentality. He don't care about them hoes. On the other hand, nikkas like chad is moving in with bytches and marrying them.

This...

Jeter gives these broads souvenirs and gift baskets; nikka like Chad gives em wedding rings....

Jeter wouldn't have even gave that broad a signed baseball. Probably just a Yankee towel to wipe the nut out her eye.
 

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Ya, he's just trill down to the bones.




Nah, if it were that easy, so many niccas wouldn't be fukking up like they do.

Especially since, unlike most other entertainers (by and large), a good athlete is popular since birth, so by time they make it pro they should've had plenty of practice...but nope. :snoop:

The problem with these nikkas is that by the time it's known that they going pro and gonna have large bank, they already accustomed to having their way with broads. Everyone wants to be around them, everyone wants a piece of them. Dudes get lazy with their pimping. It doesn't take a lot of thought for them to choose these broads. That's why dudes like McNair got clapped up, cause they was sloppy and uneducated with their pimping.
 

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This...

Jeter gives these broads souvenirs and gift baskets; nikka like Chad gives em wedding rings....

Jeter wouldn't have even gave that broad a signed baseball. Probably just a Yankee towel to wipe the nut out her eye.

:myman:

And he has less free time to deal with all of it and has never ran into a problem.
 
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