Degenerate #DeerSet members got more bodies on them than pit bulls.
KITTEN: “Greetings, fellow quadruped. What are those things attached to your head?
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DEER: “These? Oh these are my murder horns. I use them to shank predators and assert my dominance among my herd.
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KITTEN: “
Hmmm. We could use you for our cause. We’ve got free berries, bark, and all of the grass that you can eat over here.”
DEER: “Shiiit, that’s all you had to say.
Deal!
Watch out… them humans are filming us.”
KITTEN: “Huh? Oh, it’s okay.
Watch me turn on my cuteness and those idiots won’t be none the wiser of what’s coming.”
*turns around, walks toward camera, and meows *