Cats Making Statements To Get You To Ask Them A Question Unappreciation

[Pool_Shark]

Cot damn my girl does shyt like this all the time...yelling "OW!" and "fukk!/shyt!", or screaming murder when she sees even the smallest spider. I even flat out asked her if that shyt was really fukking necessary.

She also does that shyt where she says half a thought, or yells or something to indirectly get your attention, then pause as if she wants to have you at the edge of your seat. I'll simply tell her to spill it all immediately, or my attention span will make it impossible for me to give a shyt.

fukk this happens to me when I'm driving. My girl is like "WATCH OUT AHHHHH!!!"
Makes me swerve an shyt. I ask her what the problem is. She's like "That guy was getting close". I look around and there is no fukking car anywhere in sight.

Women

 

[Mowgli]

i didnt know you tolerated anything

Im maturing with age. Right now, im tolerating you.

 

[muse]

Im maturing with age. Right now, im tolerating you.

damn. you fukking up. i aint tolerating this mowgli no more

 

[Girl Melane]

 

[Another Man]

Yea that'll last for about a week or 2

Oh I know...she'll fix herself for a lil bit then go right back to doing it.

 

[Mowgli]

damn. you fukking up. i aint tolerating this mowgli no more

In the past i would have said something unecessarily funny about your physical appearance to demoralize you and make everyone laugh at you. These days, i have new styles and new ways to showcase my humor without actually trying to kill whoever disagrees with me. As grown folks, we have to set better examples.

 

[Playeroni]

Womens power is in the ability their emotions have of guilting you into how they want you to act. They get results, and try it with another scenario. When they are at a complete loss they use tears as a backup gun. Eventually it comes to a conclusion and they hit a brick wall of aggression, they bow down, things are peaceful and slowly then they creep back to get squashed again. Its a cycle.

you just described my life for the last 5 years. This shyt never fails.

 

[pearlhandle]

I hate when nikkas do this, if you got something on ya chest that you wanna share let it out

It's up there with situations when people indirectly ask you for a favor




Friend: I would go, but I don't have a ride

Me: That sucks

Friend: It would be nice to go though

Me: *ignores*

Friend: I really would like to go

Me: *ignores*

Friend: If I don't go I mi-

Me - Aight nikka damn! I'll take you

My cousin does this shyt.

"Yea I gotta go shopping today.. it's gonna be hot on this bus carrying all this stuff "