Cara Delevingne tweaking like a meth head and get's thrown off Jay-Z's private jet

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She probably on the phone like

"Jay please...Please Jay...I'll do anything to get back on that plane...Anything... I'll suck your dikk!"

Jay like :scusthov: "Woah Shorty...You ain't gotta do all that...:whoa:

"Alright then, who's dikk I gotta suck? :martin:...I'll suck Beyonce's dikk if I have to... Anybody...Tell me what I have to Deeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww :sadcam:


"Why you need the plane so bad? You tryin to link up with a connect or somethin? :childplease:

"incoherent fiend babble...You know what I should have never called you...

"Don't call me...Call Delta :ufdup:

"Fukk you Jay...I thought you were different, but you're just another NI..."

*Jay hangs up...
 

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She probably on the phone like

"Jay please...Please Jay...I'll do anything to get back on that plane...Anything... I'll suck your dikk!"

Jay like :scusthov: "Woah Shorty...You ain't gotta do all that...:whoa:

"Alright then, who's dikk I gotta suck? :martin:...I'll suck Beyonce's dikk if I have to... Anybody...Tell me what I have to Deeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww :sadcam:


"Why you need the plane so bad? You tryin to link up with a connect or somethin? :childplease:

"incoherent fiend babble...You know what I should have never called you...

"Don't call me...Call Delta :ufdup:

"Fukk you Jay...I thought you were different, but you're just another NI..."

*Jay hangs up...
This was probably a lot funnier in your head.
 

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fukk y'all mean? Handlin' since a teen, I dish out
Like the point guard off your favorite team, without doubt
My life ain't rosy but I roll with it
My mind was fine till the dough hit it and told me that the Mo' did it
And now it's kosher, shyt is so Hasidic
I blow a digit on a diamond in a minute but, no bytches
Watch how I'm walkin', 'cause even the thoroughest nikkas be NARC'in
Tryin' to strike a bargain, hopin' that they might get pardoned
shyt I'm involved with got me pins and needles
And my cerebral breeds the wickedest evil, thoughts that this sport'll feed you
Peep facts, in the game so deep fiends could catch a
Freeze off my kneecap, can y'all believe that?
Got the city drinkin' Cristals, re-up the fee
Rappers goin' broke tryin' to keep up with me
My rise to riches surprised the bytches: think harder
You know this nikka: JAY-Z, Shawn Carter
G.S. the fukk up,
dree-ess the fukk up
 
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