Captain Marvel (Official Thread) March 8th 2019: 7th Marvel Film To Cross 1B$

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See it for yourself..

I rushed to the first showing at 11:10am and after about 10 mins into the film - I knew that I made a mistake...

People were sleeping in the theater

If it wasnt for Samuel L. and the black actress..It would possibly go down as the first Fantastic Four level bad...

The CGI, Brie's acting, tone, pace and direction of movie is terrible...Like I sad its plays like a Netflix Marvel series...Has the pace and tone of Luke Cage...

When you leave the theater - remember me

"KillbertArenas!:ohhh:"... :pachaha:


For some reason, I believe you tho.That's how the trailers felt to me.
 

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if you dont gtfoooooooooooh, nikka said better than AquaGOAT. sucking dikk dont pay the bills.. loool

Polynesian GOAT is head and shoulders above this bland offbrand Cap marvel flick..

get your eyes scratched out by a cat brehhs

I'm the one sucking dikk? Yo, my nikka, you got DC's dikk so far down your throat, you licking balls and ass. Mostly ass though because it's DC.:lolbron:
 
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I'm the one sucking dikk? Yo, my nikka, you got DC's dikk so far down your throat, you licking balls and ass. Mostly ass though because it's DC.:lolbron:

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See it for yourself..

I rushed to the first showing at 11:10am and after about 10 mins into the film - I knew that I made a mistake...

People were sleeping in the theater

If it wasnt for Samuel L. and the black actress..It would possibly go down as the first Fantastic Four level bad...

The CGI, Brie's acting, tone, pace and direction of movie is terrible...Like I sad its plays like a Netflix Marvel series...Has the pace and tone of Luke Cage...

When you leave the theater - remember me
A lot of people have said what you said although you need to watch your mouth with the Luke Cage slander, but i'm saying that Venom avi is going to have people questioning your movie judgement.
 

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The movie itself was underwhelming as hell and Brie Larson was an astoundingly bland lead.
The villains were blah.
Making OG Mar-Vell into an old lady was a choice.
Nick Fury and Goose were great though. They need to do a couple spin-off movies about Fury's lost years with those two for the Disney streaming service.
Also, and this is nitpicky but it bothered the fukk out of me, why did the Skrulls seem to shapeshift clothes and all in some instances and in others they would only shapeshift their form while wearing the person they were copying's clothes? There was no consistency to how they shapeshifted at all.
 
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See it for yourself..

I rushed to the first showing at 11:10am and after about 10 mins into the film - I knew that I made a mistake...

People were sleeping in the theater

If it wasnt for Samuel L. and the black actress..It would possibly go down as the first Fantastic Four level bad...

The CGI, Brie's acting, tone, pace and direction of movie is terrible...Like I sad its plays like a Netflix Marvel series...Has the pace and tone of Luke Cage...

When you leave the theater - remember me
A couple of times I thought it looked like the one episode in every season of Agents of Shield where they put the bulk of their season's FX budget into it.
 
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