Way back in the day I was running game on this white girl who had almost ZERO ass but I knew I could go to sleep with my dyck in her mouth any night I came through.
She told me she wanted to lose a little weight.
I told her..."whatever you do baby, don't lose that ass you got. I need all of that".
I'm sitting here straight up lying to her face, just trying to butter her up. Guess what she told me...
"Don't worry...Ima always have an ass. I've always had one."
In my head I'm thinking how many niccas must've lied to her...