Canadian golfers get into a fight

[Secure Da Bag]

That white woman was so damn annoying. There's always some chick like her inserting themselves into fights & escalating things

I was waiting for someone to slap the shyt out of her.

 

[Arianne Martell]

I see my husband losing a fight Im picking up the golf club and hitting everybody in the balls.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Who ass you beat and what was the reason



Did you even win the fight? can't be aura farming and lose the scrap

I have never lost a fight but I haven't been in one since HS. I use to be waxing little boys on the playground until puberty hit. Then I learned diplomacy. Lol

I only fought 2 girls. One called me a ****** so I took her in a bathroom no one ever used and beat the brakes off that bytch until I was tired.

The second time this gorilla looking bytch decided to put her hands on a friend of mine because of jealousy. She had my friend by at least 100lbs (pushed her so hard into a wall she passed out) and had me by probably 70lbs. But my daddy is a boxer and I'm a Scorpio. So I tagged her face into oblivion. I end up tears out chucks of her facs with my nails. I scratched her face so bad she still has the scars to this very day. They made me go to angry management for that one.

I have offered about 4 or 5 different women the fade since then but none have taken me up on the the offer. The last one was maybe 3 years ago. One of my direct reports tried to tell me to "shut the fukk up" under her breath and make a run for it. Let's just say I cleared 5 desks to make it to the front door before she did. She was shook and started back tracking with her voice trembling and shyt.

And there was this one time this pitt bull ran up on my dogs and I stomped that fukkers head in.

Needless to say I have never been scared to throw hands. I think it's because I come off very friendly and have a smaller frame that people love to try me. They don't know I stay ready.



PS I have never fought over a man and never would.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

This dumb bytch talkin about "Justin, why don't you help. You can help deescalate".

Deescalate for what?

Shut up and enjoy the show.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I have never lost a fight but I haven't been in one since HS. I use to be waxing little boys on the playground until puberty hit. Then I learned diplomacy. Lol

I only fought 2 girls. One called me a ****** so I took her in a bathroom no one ever used and beat the brakes off that bytch until I was tired.

The second time this gorilla looking bytch decided to put her hands on a friend of mine because of jealousy. She had my friend by at least 100lbs (pushed her so hard into a wall she passed out) and had me by probably 70lbs. But my daddy is a boxer and I'm a Scorpio. So I tagged her face into oblivion. I end up tears out chucks of her facs with my nails. I scratched her face so bad she still has the scars to this very day. They made me go to angry management for that one.

I have offered about 4 or 5 different women the fade since then but none have taken me up on the the offer. The last one was maybe 3 years ago. One of my direct reports tried to tell me to "shut the fukk up" under her breath and make a run for it. Let's just say I cleared 5 desks to make it to the front door before she did. She was shook and started back tracking with her voice trembling and shyt.

And there was this one time this pitt bull ran up on my dogs and I stomped that fukkers head in.

Needless to say I have never been scared to throw hands. I think it's because I come off very friendly and have a smaller frame that people love to try me. They don't know I stay ready.



PS I have never fought over a man and never would.

Sorry one more story.

The last person who wanted these hands was another direct report. About three months ago, this guy hit someone's vehicle with his work vehicle. Luckily, there was no damage, but we pulled him off the road for obvious reasons. Standard procedure.

He was in his feelings about it, I guess. I heard through the grapevine, he was going around telling people he was gonna throw me into the side of a work vehicle.

So I pulled him to the side one day, making him think everything was cool. Then I asked him if he said it. He was so caught off guard he admitted he said it, but told me he had no plans to actually do it.

I put my face as close to his as I could so no one would hear, looked him dead in the eyes and told him if he ever dreamed of putting his hands on me I would fukking kill him.

Then I walked away to a group of people and pretended to be scared.

I switched on his ass so fast he was literally dumb founded. He was not ready for the psychological warfare.



Needless to say the fukker was fired.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I hope they got banned from the club.

 

[broller]

I guarantee this started because one of the groups was golfing too slow. Every conflict in golf starts because somebody is slow as fukk. Every time.

Slow golfers, take your ass back to the range.

Yeah that's what they said. The blue shirt's crew was annoyed about that.

 

[drederick tatum]

Does your phone not have auto completion? I don't even notice when it makes mistakes like that

Your phone didn't auto complete "winded" from the correct word, you rank knave

 

[Contrarian]

Why do some women think that trying to be the voice of reason or talk men out of a physical altercation will deescalate the situation? Let them hoes fight.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

And this board stans a mutt nikka from Toronto who lawyerd up and is scared for his life
The only thing hard that came out of Canada was poutine

you forcing it soo hard. there was no parallel from that video to jump into this.

 

[diggy]

You want a piece of me ehhh?

 

[Rekkapryde]

And it's clear he's NEVER been in a fist fight before blue shirt had his hands down, wound up his right hand, and you STILL got hit by that shyt 5+ times?

Blue shirt wasn’t fukkin around. Knockoff Amir Khan got that work too

 

[Jean toomer]

I guarantee this started because one of the groups was golfing too slow. Every conflict in golf starts because somebody is slow as fukk. Every time.

Slow golfers, take your ass back to the range.

A golf ball to the dome piece from distance can kill you. If they slow playing, catch up and ask to play through.

 

[JealousOnesEn_V]

It was grey shirt fight to begin with and he didn’t even help his boy who stepped up for him

 

[Patrick Kane]

Had fat boy leaking after those weak ass punches

None of those chumps could fight. Embarrassing all around