Can you date or marry a woman with no ass? How long can you be with her if she looks like this? No divorce!! #howshallowareyou? 🤔

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-If the other qualities are up to par & she got some nice titties I couldn't give a fukk less if she got a phat ass. Phat ass =/= good sex & a flat ass can still have fire p*ssy attached to it.
 

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That was Tragic.
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When I clicked this I wasn't expecting her to not even have an ass crack.
 

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Well if you going to wife a woman who can't cook clean or respect you you're going to have bigger problems.
 

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Im not even a super big ass kinda dude, but I need that bounce back jiggle.

If she got an Aaliyah/Zoe Saldana facecard, I potentially can make an exception. It's the exception tho, not the rule. At minimum she got have a Halle Berry face her equivalent ass.

But no ass...or ass in the OP? Something looks physically wrong with that cadaver. Like scoliosis...Noassatallsis.
 

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how can she sit:damn:
Im not even a super big ass kinda dude, but I need that bounce back jiggle.

If she got an Aaliyah/Zoe Saldana facecard, I potentially can make an exception. It's the exception tho, not the rule. At minimum she got have a Halle Berry face her equivalent ass.

But no ass...or ass in the OP? Something looks physically wrong with that cadaver. Like scoliosis...Noassatallsis.
 

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Ass so flat an airplane can successfully have an emergency landing :francis:

Can't do it. I'm shallow.
 
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