I have a weird story to tell you.It doesn't matter how much you scrub. It doesn't matter how many bars of dove soap you shove up your ass. It doesn't matter how many wet wipes you use. How much powder you pack in there. How clean of a person your are. If you have a booty it will smell funky. Lets all join hands in agreement, and give God the glory.
I had this one girlfriend who, on one evening, we decided to get naked. Then, I put my finger into her booty hole. She objected so I pulled my finger out. For whatever reason, i decided to smell my finger that was in her booty hole. It had no odor. I think I've told this story before. But there was no stink. I smelled my finger multiple times, from multiple angles too.
Still haunts me to this day.