Can someone please explain the Hood's infatuation w/ Benihanas?

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These rappers can barely write 16 bars without mentioning bringing a broad to Benihanas. So I'm hearing this shyt like, "damn, i gotta get over there," so i make reservations and at first i'm like :ohhh: 'cause there's like ferrari's in the parking lot and 3 NBA nikkas eating there...

but the food was :flabbynsick: forreal. and shyt was mad awkward. first this chef was mexican. like i ain't racist but wtf? i can't even get a fukking japanese nikka to make the experience real? that's like getting a black chick to dress up as sleeping beauty at disneyland or some shyt...and second, dude wouldn't shut the fukk up. i didn't go to dinner to crack jokes with a fukking chef for two hours. dude's over here making knock knock jokes about doo doo and me and my slore are like :wtf: and literally every other table is a bday party w/ 30 japs standing there like, "HAPPY HAPPY DAY, HAPPY HAPPY DAY" goddamn...

and food was garbo brehs. chicken teriyaki used whatever part of the chicken is dry as fukk. shrimp was bland as fukk. i ain't going back to this trash hole. dunno HOW this restaurant pulled in the urban demo like this but it's a damn shame...
 

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They do tricks with the knives and the food is good. It depends on what chef you get. Some are more entertaining than others. The ones here are good.
 

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I don't even eat at faily expensive places anymore because I usually get terrible service. I literally pulled 3 g's out of my pocket and showed the waitress and simply asked her could she keep my cup filled with water at all times and the bytch still half assed.
 

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Its really popular in atlanta. Especially the one off Peachtree.

Usually most people go there for birthday dinners.

I think its overpriced, but go into Benihana on A friday or Saturday night at around 7pm and you will see some of the baddest bytches ever.
 

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I don't even eat at faily expensive places anymore because I usually get terrible service. I literally pulled 3 g's out of my pocket and showed the waitress and simply asked her could she keep my cup filled with water at all times and the bytch still half assed.

on the low, it's better to eat at a hotel restaurant like the W or a Westin... they aint trying to risk any complaints over some shytty service or horrible food.


on top of that, you usually aint gotta worry about it being packed, or stupid muhfukkas
 

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You might want to slow it down with "jap" thats a racial epithet but this is a funny post
 

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I dont think the hood is infatuated with it because its too damn expensive for someone that's really hood.

Hibachi grill places are always a popular spot for birthday dinners.


A lot of people eat there before the club in Atlanta (the one off of Peachtree)
 

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Its really popular in atlanta. Especially the one off Peachtree.

Usually most people go there for birthday dinners.

I think its overpriced, but go into Benihana on A friday or Saturday night at around 7pm and you will see some of the baddest bytches ever.

You damn sure will, 2 Urban Licks be having some bad ones too around that time.
 
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