These rappers can barely write 16 bars without mentioning bringing a broad to Benihanas. So I'm hearing this shyt like, "damn, i gotta get over there," so i make reservations and at first i'm like 'cause there's like ferrari's in the parking lot and 3 NBA nikkas eating there...
but the food was forreal. and shyt was mad awkward. first this chef was mexican. like i ain't racist but wtf? i can't even get a fukking japanese nikka to make the experience real? that's like getting a black chick to dress up as sleeping beauty at disneyland or some shyt...and second, dude wouldn't shut the fukk up. i didn't go to dinner to crack jokes with a fukking chef for two hours. dude's over here making knock knock jokes about doo doo and me and my slore are like and literally every other table is a bday party w/ 30 japs standing there like, "HAPPY HAPPY DAY, HAPPY HAPPY DAY" goddamn...
and food was garbo brehs. chicken teriyaki used whatever part of the chicken is dry as fukk. shrimp was bland as fukk. i ain't going back to this trash hole. dunno HOW this restaurant pulled in the urban demo like this but it's a damn shame...
but the food was forreal. and shyt was mad awkward. first this chef was mexican. like i ain't racist but wtf? i can't even get a fukking japanese nikka to make the experience real? that's like getting a black chick to dress up as sleeping beauty at disneyland or some shyt...and second, dude wouldn't shut the fukk up. i didn't go to dinner to crack jokes with a fukking chef for two hours. dude's over here making knock knock jokes about doo doo and me and my slore are like and literally every other table is a bday party w/ 30 japs standing there like, "HAPPY HAPPY DAY, HAPPY HAPPY DAY" goddamn...
and food was garbo brehs. chicken teriyaki used whatever part of the chicken is dry as fukk. shrimp was bland as fukk. i ain't going back to this trash hole. dunno HOW this restaurant pulled in the urban demo like this but it's a damn shame...