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a few words I wish someone told me before I ever step foot on a college campus (Part 1)
1. You get ~four years to pickle your brain in all the information (and the best organized) the existentially orphaned human race has managed to collect for the past 3,000 years or so. So. Pickle. That. Bad. Boy!!!!
DO NOT GET A JOB DURING COLLEGE.
Your time off is for
a. extra reading beyond the scope of the course
b. socialize with professors in various
colloquies: by entering college (especially pursuing such a competitive academic seat) you are implicitly claiming that you want academics as your colleagues for the rest of your life, so get to know the lay of their land (trust me, unless mama or papa was an academic, you ain't in Kansas anymore), get to know how their hierarchies and socio-political structure work. (This latter point is some big pimpin' shyt that you won't understand until years later, you will get so good at greasing the academic wheels and rubbing the elbow patches, that you won't even realize it until you see how klutsy your peers who don't engage their professors behave when the need arises. It's the type of maneuvering that leads to never having to actually apply for a job for the rest of your life. )
c. Sleep
d. Get laid (Get in and get out)
e. Do research (you should be seeking a research advisor your first year on campus, even if all you are qualified to do is wash the beakers or feed the rats, it's ok! shine those beakers and keep those rats fat)
2. Your job in college is to learn American ENGLISH and then the ENGLISH of your major. The average publication made for laymen are written in fifth grade level English.
NEVER FORGET THAT and so
a) Always read with a dictionary by your side
b) Always look up words that even look remotely unfamiliar
c) love words, love them, love them, love them, seek new ones, the more the merrier
d) hang around people who are not only unashamed to speak college level English but genuinely enjoy it, especially in your major. If you are a chemistry major then spend time daily speaking "chemistry" to someone
e) Show up to class ready to practice the language of that class, that's why you need time to read before class, that's why you can't be flipping burger at Wendy's. Yes you may sound stupid at first but you will grow by intellectual leaps and bounds over those who show up unprepared and stay silent.
3. All the books, old exams and syllaby for the classes you will take next semester are available now with a modicum of detective work, so what are you waiting for? Cheat legally and start studying today, take practice exams and all. the goal should always be to have the first two exams worth of material under your belt before you enter the classroom on day 1. Do this every semester and you may just be summa cum laude at graduation.
3a. Always scout professors before you take them. They may be crazy, needlessly harsh or maybe even racist. You won't know until you ask around. Doing a little homework can help you avoid the nutjobs and protect your transcript.
4. Prepare your four year class schedule today. Just grab a college bulletin (it will have the information you need) and organize all the classes you will need to graduate and in what sequence TODAY. This road map will let you see that college is a closed ended affair, it is not forever and you control your destiny and path through it. THIS IS VERY EMPOWERING. It will also save you money since you will have a list of needed classes to select from on the fly in case the classes you want to register for are closed, that situation often leads the unprepared student to take a filler class not needed for their graduation, but this won't happen to you ever, because of your preparation.
5. THE DICTA MAXIMA
When in doubt, defend your transcript
to be continued