Can a Coli Breh beat a Chimpanzee in a fight?

Can you beat a Chimpanzee in a fight?

  • Nah, I'm good

    Votes: 22 84.6%
  • Of course I can

    Votes: 4 15.4%

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The Prince of All Saiyans

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light work
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Average Coli breh? No.

A coli breh that's well trained & understands his place as the apex predator? Yes.
Shout out to your username-post correlation. But in all seriousness: if I have just run up to it really fast as it's still putting on a display of meanmugging and punt it straight in the nuts with my boot, it would be stunned and hunched over in pain all confused and I could probably finish it off with a flurry of back-breaking downward elbows.

I'm just saying. You have to be smart and unconventional with these things. It sounds like a chimpanzee is unbeatable, but if you pull something like this it might actually be light work. This isn't like wrestling an alligator or something. :manny:
 

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No chance.

They're way stronger than us, per lb of body weight.

Real question is: if everyone is fighting barehanded and fully raged out.....how many grown men would it take to cancel ONE chimp?

You can pick any dudes you want to fight.

I just need 4 hood cousins and a washed uncle for logistics support (telling us how he thinks he hit a chimp with his car one time when he was drunk driving, instead of passing the blunt, keeping us angry and impatient enough to win)
 

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ill whup swole george burns ass and take his bytch n make the bytch serve the curb for some gurbs

n make the bytch to feet tricks for kicks to johns on paetron and onlyfans
 

Art Barr

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We would all die.


Whomever said they csn win.

I am putting his goof ass out for chimp bait.
To be made into chim chim cookies.

then I am moving around. While the rchimp gets dude gone up outta there.

What movie or show was that.
where a child star had a chimp costar.
the chimp went awll crazy.
murdered cast members and the boy lived?


What show or movie was that?




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