Calvin Johnson smoked WEED after every game, how did he beat the tests?

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They pretty much let Deion do what he wanted in ATL and Dallas.San Fransisco wasn't hearing that shyt though,thats why he got the fukk out.
So this may be why he said his most depressing season was in San Fran? Because he was out west with hella access to good herb but couldn't indulge.
 

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So this may be why he said his most depressing season was in San Fran? Because he was out west with hella access to good herb but couldn't indulge.
Nah he prolly smoked but they prolly kept giving him shyt for it.San Fran already had them the Bill Walsh way superstars.So with primetime comin in mafukkaz like Jerry Rice was prolly preachin bout how to act all the time.
 

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If you aint a regualr weed smoker you can smoke like 5 days in a row and still beat a test in a week with enough exercise. And for a mega-athlete like Megatron he probably could burn the THC outta his fat cells in less time than that.

If you are in exceptional shape you can beat the test....THC sticks to fatty cells....if you're not a habitual smoker and only doing it during the off season beating a test shouldn't be a problem at all...

No one is exercising it out of their system to beat the test:mjlol:

The tests starts on 4/20 and go through early August every year. All they have to do is be clean by those dates and they can smoke all they want during the season.
 

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No one is exercising it out of their system to beat the test:mjlol:

The tests starts on 4/20 and go through early August every year. All they have to do is be clean by those dates and they can smoke all they want during the season.
Please tell me where I say that genius??....I said if you're in exceptional shape you can beat it....in other words since you don't have much fatty cells the THC ain't going to be in your system long....
 

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Ricky Williams was for the Dolphins and he didn't get away with it.
Apples to oranges IMO...

Tron was never on a substances list which would make him subject to random testing, plus he had a clean image...Ricky on the other hand was marked as a pothead coming into the draft...

Tron was also a far bigger superstar than Ricky and the only reason an 0-16 franchise had any fans watching games and buying merchandise...

There is no way the league could have taken Tron away from the Lions and that franchise survive that...Hence why I said dude probably got a few passes...The League only cares about revenue, you can't have a team doing double wood attendance numbers on Sunday...
 

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Please tell me where I say that genius??....I said if you're in exceptional shape you can beat it....in other words since you don't have much fatty cells the THC ain't going to be in your system long....

The other person I quoted said that.

How fit you are/exercise are irrelevant because they beat the test by knowing when it's coming. No need to look for other reasons.
 

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:mjlol:.....Ok....

Q: How did Calvin beat the drug test?
A: If you are in exceptional shape you can beat the test....THC sticks to fatty cells....if you're not a habitual smoker and only doing it during the off season beating a test shouldn't be a problem at all...


Wrong:mjlol:

Did you even read the thread title? It said he smokes after games yet you're saying if you only do it in the offseason. Sounds like you thought they get tested during the season.

Someone else said it's exercise and someone said he must drink a lot of water:russ:


Any answer other than they know the testing date and stay clean well before it is wrong.

Don't make a simple thing complicated. Just say you didn't know how the testing works.
 
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Q: How did Calvin beat the drug test?
A: If you are in exceptional shape you can beat the test....THC sticks to fatty cells....if you're not a habitual smoker and only doing it during the off season beating a test shouldn't be a problem at all...


Wrong:mjlol:

Did you even read the thread title? It said he smokes after games yet you're saying if you only do it in the offseason. Sounds like you thought they get tested during the season.

Someone else said it's exercise and someone said he must drink a lot of water:russ:


Any answer other than they know the testing date and stay clean well before it is wrong.

Don't make a simple thing complicated. Just say you didn't know how the testing works.
Another poster who caught his period talking out his ass....:russ:....
 
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