By Popular Demand: True Coliwood Stories - College Athletics
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Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
Y'all niccas killing me upping it and ain't no new updates.
We need to put a Caution Tape on this thread and no one access or up it till Walt post another story.
Treat this shyt like that Mallory Mal thread
We need to put a Caution Tape on this thread and no one access or up it till Walt post another story.
Treat this shyt like that Mallory Mal thread
Big Mel
@bigboss
Lololololol
On everything, this has happened to me a bunch of times. It's crazy how insecure these guys are out here in cac-land. I also remember finally taking my coworkers up on getting some drinks with them at a bar. It was me and four white guys in their mid to late twenties. To my surprise, this one guy, the one who looked like he would be every white girl's dream.... I mean dude had that Jonathan Taylor-Thomas meets James Van Der Beek swag... Anyways, this dude got drunk and kept saying, "Where are all your women man? I know you have so many." I was like *nervous chuckle* "Nah man." He replies, "Whatever. I know all the girls like you. I mean who wouldn't like such a handsome guy like you. You're tall and..." by this time he had his arm around me. Son was drunk but I had to change the subject before he started speculating on my dikk size.
I was legit uncomfortable. Dude was with his fiance too.
Oh that cuckhold shyt is real. I got a swole homie that came to his locker after a workout and found a note inviting him to "punish" the guys wife.Also, I know a black guy in a high position in my company who has participated in a cuckhold. He described to it me. His homeboy put him onto it. Said he showed up not knowing what to expect. The guy's wife started sucking his homeboy off and as he stood in amazement the husband was like "Phil, don't just stand there... go over and get your dikk sucked." The husband said this in between a swig of beer while watching.
True story. One I've never told to anybody but my father, shyt freaked me out..
When I was in basic training I was roommates with a white boy named Wilson. Actually there six of us to a room and he was one of them. He was about 19, cool dude and all, heavily influenced by rap and black Culture. My only problem with him was he had habit of saying "nikka" like it was cool and shyt. I told him repeatedly in a nice way that I wasn't comfortable with him using the word and to not say it in my presence, whether he meant it in a friendly manner or not he wasn't to use it. Well one day he used it again and I lost my mind. I told him the next time he said the word I'd knock his fukking teeth out. He retorted with "If I'm not saying it In a racist manner then I can use it". I replied with "Say it again and see what happens to you"
He never used the word in my vicinity again...
So a couple months later we all graduate basic and move onto AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in Fr.Lee Virginia. Now while I was at basic at Ft. Knox it was an all male basic, so no females were present for the entire 8 weeks I spent there. So naturally we get down to FT Lee and they have females so we all going like
. I had two females I was messin with heavy and a couple I knew liked me but I never gave them the time of day. One such chick we'll call her Stacy, I had class with her and she would give me googly eyes but 1). I don't mess with White women and 2). She kind of looked like a mouse (but she had HUGE titties so a lot of dudes was jockin her)
Anyway we outside at training. One day all sitting in bleachers and Stacy and a couple of other girls are giggling at me and smiling, giving me the
look. Stacy calls me over to her and we proceed to have the most AWKWARD conversation I've ever had...Stacy: You and Wilson went to basic together...
Me: yea what's up
Stacy: Wilson just told us that when you guys used to shower that he HATED taking showers near you because your dikk was huge and it almost hit the floor. He said you had to be like 12 inches...
Me:
WILSON said this.... to YOU....Stacy (giggling): yea and me and so and so were wondering if it was true about your Mandigo dikk
Me:
Ain't NO man never been checking me out in the showers and if he was Ida beat the shyt out of him. Wilson is crazyStacy: so you saying its true or not?
Me: I'll holla at you later
So I'm trying to process why the fukk another man would go around bragging to other women that he'd been checking out my goddamn dikk in the shower for 8 weeks and decided it was at all acceptable to share that fakkit ass information. And why the fukk would this white bytch be turned on by a man talking about another man's dikk size. When we showered at basic training I kept my fukking eyes to myself. I had ZERO desire to check out other men's Jimmy's. the shyt never crossed my mind, so I'm totally caught off guard by this shyt and this bytch talking about a "Mandigo dikk" like this is 1845 and shyt. So I go find Wilson like "Yo the fukk you been going around talking about dikk fool
" and he laughs like the shyt is the biggest joke ever like "yea dude, your shyt big as fukk!" Like this is cool....The only thing that stopped me from beating his ass is that I wanted to graduate and get the fukk outta AIT and that he TRULY had no idea how fukking gay him going around saying that shyt made him look. This a dude whom I threatened to beat the shyt out of for saying the N-word but went around talking about how big my dikk was... To this day I can only
at such fukkery....
threattonature
Veteran
True story. One I've never told to anybody but my father, shyt freaked me out..
When I was in basic training I was roommates with a white boy named Wilson. Actually there six of us to a room and he was one of them. He was about 19, cool dude and all, heavily influenced by rap and black Culture. My only problem with him was he had habit of saying "nikka" like it was cool and shyt. I told him repeatedly in a nice way that I wasn't comfortable with him using the word and to not say it in my presence, whether he meant it in a friendly manner or not he wasn't to use it. Well one day he used it again and I lost my mind. I told him the next time he said the word I'd knock his fukking teeth out. He retorted with "If I'm not saying it In a racist manner then I can use it". I replied with "Say it again and see what happens to you"
He never used the word in my vicinity again...
So a couple months later we all graduate basic and move onto AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in Fr.Lee Virginia. Now while I was at basic at Ft. Knox it was an all male basic, so no females were present for the entire 8 weeks I spent there. So naturally we get down to FT Lee and they have females so we all going like
I had two females I was messin with heavy and a couple I knew liked me but I never gave them the time of day. One such chick we'll call her Stacy, I had class with her and she would give me googly eyes but 1). I don't mess with White women and 2). She kind of looked like a mouse (but she had HUGE titties so a lot of dudes was jockin her)
Anyway we outside at training. One day all sitting in bleachers and Stacy and a couple of other girls are giggling at me and smiling, giving me the
Stacy: You and Wilson went to basic together...
Me: yea what's up
Stacy: Wilson just told us that when you guys used to shower that he HATED taking showers near you because your dikk was huge and it almost hit the floor. He said you had to be like 12 inches...
Me:
Stacy (giggling): yea and me and so and so were wondering if it was true about your Mandigo dikk
Me:
Stacy: so you saying its true or not?
Me: I'll holla at you later
So I'm trying to process why the fukk another man would go around bragging to other women that he'd been checking out my goddamn dikk in the shower for 8 weeks and decided it was at all acceptable to share that fakkit ass information. And why the fukk would this white bytch be turned on by a man talking about another man's dikk size. When we showered at basic training I kept my fukking eyes to myself. I had ZERO desire to check out other men's Jimmy's. the shyt never crossed my mind, so I'm totally caught off guard by this shyt and this bytch talking about a "Mandigo dikk" like this is 1845 and shyt. So I go find Wilson like "Yo the fukk you been going around talking about dikk fool
The only thing that stopped me from beating his ass is that I wanted to graduate and get the fukk outta AIT and that he TRULY had no idea how fukking gay him going around saying that shyt made him look. This a dude whom I threatened to beat the shyt out of for saying the N-word but went around talking about how big my dikk was... To this day I can only
shyt if you think that's awkward picture this. Me and my boy in the club kicking it. For some reason this wigger is following us around jocking us big time. Even while I'm dancing on some females he's on the sideline getting his cheerlead on. Finally at some point we was walking to get a drink and dude is following us there too. So I finally stop and ask him what's up. He's like "awww my fault man. I ain't trying to be all up on y'all but y'all got swag. And y'all stay with bytches on you. Plus I know y'all got them big dikks".
. My boy had to grab me cause I was about to swing on him right there. Ended up scaring the shyt out of him to the point that he headed straight for the exit. Probably to this day the weirdest shyt that's happened to me while out.
shyt if you think that's awkward picture this. Me and my boy in the club kicking it. For some reason this wigger is following us around jocking us big time. Even while I'm dancing on some females he's on the sideline getting his cheerlead on. Finally at some point we was walking to get a drink and dude is following us there too. So I finally stop and ask him what's up. He's like "awww my fault man. I ain't trying to be all up on y'all but y'all got swag. And y'all stay with bytches on you. Plus I know y'all got them big dikks".
All that shyt is honestly foreign to me. I couldn't FATHOM walking around talking the size of another man's dikk. shyt like that throws me all the way off. I seriously don't get it....
Might be because I never hung around a lot of white guys. The ones I HAVE had major contact with because of the Army do tend to talk about their dikks a lot and I just walk away from that. But to have another man freely acknowledging my dikk size is just
MBwithadream
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@Walt is one of those good friends who has seen some some stuff, and is a great story teller, who you go out with on a Thursday night and just kick it with the boys.
And when your girl is bytching about you being home so late on a Thursday, you just blame @Walt. B/c you girl is cool with Walt.
Wait, why is your girl cool with @Walt....
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Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
I was a military brat, so I used to hang with everybody, I had a handful of white dudes in the crew, but they weren't like the ones in your story though. I didn't meet those weird ass ones until I got to college in a small town in Kentucky. I was on the football team, and the white dudes on the team that I actually talked to, they'd talk about dikks non-stop. shyt was annoying, and gay as fukk. They used to say I had a big dikk and I'd just laugh it off. All the while I was wondering if these country boy fakkits are looking at me in the shower or some shyt. I had the same experience when I joined the Army, except that used to fukk with any chicks. So I was fukking with white girls heavy in AIT. Well this one white dude I couldn't stand was going around telling folks that he saw me, and my boy Martin, at the urinals and was talking about our dikks and shyt. Keep in my mind that I'm 6'5", and at that time was pretty cut up at about 235-240, and my boy was like 6'3". After that shyt started spreading, we were fukking these lil' young 18 and 19 y/o white chicks every weekend. My boy even got with this one thick ass, older redhead chick. She had a fat ass, was kinda built like Kelli Staxxx, and she was something like 30 years old at the time. shyt, got one or two blacks chicks off that rumor as well. I still remember this one lil' light skinned broad that was about my age (23 at the time) telling me that she heard about what West was saying and was asking about my big hands and size 15 feet. Needless to say, the next weekend I smashed that chick.True story. One I've never told to anybody but my father, shyt freaked me out..
When I was in basic training I was roommates with a white boy named Wilson. Actually there six of us to a room and he was one of them. He was about 19, cool dude and all, heavily influenced by rap and black Culture. My only problem with him was he had habit of saying "nikka" like it was cool and shyt. I told him repeatedly in a nice way that I wasn't comfortable with him using the word and to not say it in my presence, whether he meant it in a friendly manner or not he wasn't to use it. Well one day he used it again and I lost my mind. I told him the next time he said the word I'd knock his fukking teeth out. He retorted with "If I'm not saying it In a racist manner then I can use it". I replied with "Say it again and see what happens to you"
He never used the word in my vicinity again...
So a couple months later we all graduate basic and move onto AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in Fr.Lee Virginia. Now while I was at basic at Ft. Knox it was an all male basic, so no females were present for the entire 8 weeks I spent there. So naturally we get down to FT Lee and they have females so we all going like
I had two females I was messin with heavy and a couple I knew liked me but I never gave them the time of day. One such chick we'll call her Stacy, I had class with her and she would give me googly eyes but 1). I don't mess with White women and 2). She kind of looked like a mouse (but she had HUGE titties so a lot of dudes was jockin her)
Anyway we outside at training. One day all sitting in bleachers and Stacy and a couple of other girls are giggling at me and smiling, giving me the
Stacy: You and Wilson went to basic together...
Me: yea what's up
Stacy: Wilson just told us that when you guys used to shower that he HATED taking showers near you because your dikk was huge and it almost hit the floor. He said you had to be like 12 inches...
Me:
Stacy (giggling): yea and me and so and so were wondering if it was true about your Mandigo dikk
Me:
Stacy: so you saying its true or not?
Me: I'll holla at you later
So I'm trying to process why the fukk another man would go around bragging to other women that he'd been checking out my goddamn dikk in the shower for 8 weeks and decided it was at all acceptable to share that fakkit ass information. And why the fukk would this white bytch be turned on by a man talking about another man's dikk size. When we showered at basic training I kept my fukking eyes to myself. I had ZERO desire to check out other men's Jimmy's. the shyt never crossed my mind, so I'm totally caught off guard by this shyt and this bytch talking about a "Mandigo dikk" like this is 1845 and shyt. So I go find Wilson like "Yo the fukk you been going around talking about dikk fool
The only thing that stopped me from beating his ass is that I wanted to graduate and get the fukk outta AIT and that he TRULY had no idea how fukking gay him going around saying that shyt made him look. This a dude whom I threatened to beat the shyt out of for saying the N-word but went around talking about how big my dikk was... To this day I can only
True story. One I've never told to anybody but my father, shyt freaked me out..
When I was in basic training I was roommates with a white boy named Wilson. Actually there six of us to a room and he was one of them. He was about 19, cool dude and all, heavily influenced by rap and black Culture. My only problem with him was he had habit of saying "nikka" like it was cool and shyt. I told him repeatedly in a nice way that I wasn't comfortable with him using the word and to not say it in my presence, whether he meant it in a friendly manner or not he wasn't to use it. Well one day he used it again and I lost my mind. I told him the next time he said the word I'd knock his fukking teeth out. He retorted with "If I'm not saying it In a racist manner then I can use it". I replied with "Say it again and see what happens to you"
He never used the word in my vicinity again...
So a couple months later we all graduate basic and move onto AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in Fr.Lee Virginia. Now while I was at basic at Ft. Knox it was an all male basic, so no females were present for the entire 8 weeks I spent there. So naturally we get down to FT Lee and they have females so we all going like
I had two females I was messin with heavy and a couple I knew liked me but I never gave them the time of day. One such chick we'll call her Stacy, I had class with her and she would give me googly eyes but 1). I don't mess with White women and 2). She kind of looked like a mouse (but she had HUGE titties so a lot of dudes was jockin her)
Anyway we outside at training. One day all sitting in bleachers and Stacy and a couple of other girls are giggling at me and smiling, giving me the
Stacy: You and Wilson went to basic together...
Me: yea what's up
Stacy: Wilson just told us that when you guys used to shower that he HATED taking showers near you because your dikk was huge and it almost hit the floor. He said you had to be like 12 inches...
Me:
Stacy (giggling): yea and me and so and so were wondering if it was true about your Mandigo dikk
Me:
Stacy: so you saying its true or not?
Me: I'll holla at you later
So I'm trying to process why the fukk another man would go around bragging to other women that he'd been checking out my goddamn dikk in the shower for 8 weeks and decided it was at all acceptable to share that fakkit ass information. And why the fukk would this white bytch be turned on by a man talking about another man's dikk size. When we showered at basic training I kept my fukking eyes to myself. I had ZERO desire to check out other men's Jimmy's. the shyt never crossed my mind, so I'm totally caught off guard by this shyt and this bytch talking about a "Mandigo dikk" like this is 1845 and shyt. So I go find Wilson like "Yo the fukk you been going around talking about dikk fool
The only thing that stopped me from beating his ass is that I wanted to graduate and get the fukk outta AIT and that he TRULY had no idea how fukking gay him going around saying that shyt made him look. This a dude whom I threatened to beat the shyt out of for saying the N-word but went around talking about how big my dikk was... To this day I can only
White people shyt
The_Hillsta
Neva missin a beat
You know who really used to be on one in the the locker room in college, them o-lineman. They was on that steve-o jackass shyt way before it became popular. We/D-Line couldn't stand them muthafukkaz. Best part of practice....One on ones. Would bull rush them cow tippin muthafukkaz all the way to the goal post just to humiliate em
Have they bytch ass coach SCREAMIN losin his voice tossin his clip board in the fukkin air.And don't let it be the first day of full contact, 2nd week of august? Oklahoma? We all fightin, coaches too
We would MURDER them fools in practice, but in the games them goofy muthafukkaz would be straight BALLIN
Nasty_Nate
Each one, teach one...
Same story bruh, I was a d-end and later a tackle. Only difference is that our O used to be the reason we lost games, they were all garbage. I used to hate two a days, except for one on one drills. Fights broke out every damn time, one year the whole d-line and o-line got into it on some royal rumble like shyt. I miss itYou know who really used to be on one in the the locker room in college, them o-lineman. They was on that steve-o jackass shyt way before it became popular. We/D-Line couldn't stand them muthafukkaz. Best part of practice....One on ones. Would bull rush them cow tippin muthafukkaz all the way to the goal post just to humiliate em
And don't let it be the first day of full contact, 2nd week of august? Oklahoma? We all fightin, coaches too
We would MURDER them fools in practice, but in the games them goofy muthafukkaz would be straight BALLIN
Even though I didn't really get a lot of pt in college, there hasn't been shyt since college that can measure up to my experiences while playing football in high school and college.
The_Hillsta
Neva missin a beat
Same story bruh, I was a d-end and later a tackle. Only difference is that our O used to be the reason we lost games, they were all garbage. I used to hate two a days, except for one on one drills. Fights broke out every damn time, one year the whole d-line and o-line got into it on some royal rumble like shyt. I miss it
Yeah bruh, it was closest thing to being/feeling like a celebrity......Best way I can describe it. And the lifelong friendships you build with some of them cats on and off the field.......
Funniest shyt though, here I was thinkin I was "escaping" all the drama n bullshyt of the hood only to find myself amidst the SAME shyt, just in the middle of nowhere, clear across the fukkin country
One of our linebackers was a crip nikka from south central, would throw the set up in games, on campus n all the shyt. First time I met this cat was at our team picnic where all the incoming recruits got to meet the upperclassmen. It was only 4 of us from Cali, I was the only one from up north where we all used to say 'blood," cats been sayin that shyt since since the 80's.
So we dap and I say "what up blood," and the nikka looked at me EXACTLY LIKE THIS
grabbed his chest, and did the Fred Sanford stumble......."Nnnnnnna na na na na nah cuzz, this crip on mine, ain't none of that other shyt here cuzz" Even waaaaay back then I was fukkin dyin. Even though he was serious as a fukkin heart attack, pre season all american pick, on penitentiary swole from being IN THE PEN( Our coaches didn't give a fukk). We all joke about that shyt to this day. I remember that fool saying " That Dogg Pound album gone be a classic when that shyt drop cuzz watch." Before it was even out........
Yeah bruh, some memorable times
