By Popular Demand: True Coliwood Stories - College Athletics

[KushSkywalker]

Vagina Sous Chef

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Another Walt joint just dropped?

 

[Capitol]

I NEVER even thoughts about frats outside of movies and shyt. I thought all that stuff was exaggerated

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

nikka we go hafta talk bout dis whole "light skinned cats ain't shyt" thang breh. Specially when you reppin da clique ya dam self.

Funny story as usual but us red nikkas still winnin outchea.

Stay gold Pony boy.

 

[Taadow]

Man I feel you on bouncing when the Kappas tried to get at you.

Man me and the homies were in a club that was playing some bullshyt house techno crap that even the white chicks weren't feeling. Them chicks showed up to shake some ass. So I guess the DJ finally gets the message and starts playing some down south bass type music to get everyone moving. About 3 songs in the dance floor starts jumpin and dude took it back and played "Back That Ass Up". Me having plenty of experience with that song knew it was time to get near the dance floor cause bytches gonna be looking for crotches to shake on. As me and the homies get good position on the outskirts of the floor I swear a group of like 9 Kappas rush the floor and start doing a routine.............to Back That Ass Up! Man that shyt threw everybody off, nikkas......bytches......the DJ......everybody. We were so confused on what was taking place that it threw off the whole night.

Cuzzo...if I woulda seen that chit, I would've died on the damn dance floor...

 

[dennis roadman]

there is nothing worse than going to a party and seeing frats and sorros doing their stupid routine on the floor.


And Kappas wear make up. Im convinced. I remember going to YardFest during Howard's Homecoming one year, and there were a group of them there with make up, eyebrows plucked, and over-processed curls. We didnt have them on my campus so this was my 1st time around them. The prettiest dudes Ive ever seen.

Still, the Qs were next level of scust. They were pretty much a gang in purple and gold. They only had 2 of them on campus but 30 of them would come to parties.

Its funny too. The Sigmas were the top frat on my campus because it was them and the Iotas. Cats only joined the Sigmas because they were the only ones not suspended. When the other frats came back, the Sigma numbers fell.

Props to @Walt for another amazing story.

breh i dont wanna say any names (and i most likely have forgotten a lot of them anyway) because it was a good 5-8 years ago at this point and bygones are bygones, but a lotta the UMD sigmas were/are some certified bamas.

if i didnt think the concept of frats were already ridiculous, seeing their existence as a clique confirmed it twofold

 

[cfountain]

just read EVERY story in one sitting

watching thread and cant wait for the rest

 

[mastermind]

breh i dont wanna say any names (and i most likely have forgotten a lot of them anyway) because it was a good 5-8 years ago at this point and bygones are bygones, but a lotta the UMD sigmas were/are some certified bamas.

if i didnt think the concept of frats were already ridiculous, seeing their existence as a clique confirmed it twofold

iirc, you are a couple of years younger than me.

When I was a freshman, the Sigmas and Zetas ran things because every1 else was suspended sans SGRho and Iotas (who had a house). The Sigmas and Zetas had a lot of popular black students on campus and what not. When the Deltas, AKAs and Alphas came back, Sigmas and Zetas fell off and became bamas.

I am not anti black greeks at all, and I even considered doing one as a student but didnt have the time. In saying that, the stupid shyt they have to do to cross and the impact it had on peoples grades makes me wonder if that is what the founders of those orgs wanted. The cliquishness of those groups/brehs personhood being defined by those colors and letters always disgusted me.

 

[dennis roadman]

iirc, you are a couple of years younger than me.

When I was a freshman, the Sigmas and Zetas ran things because every1 else was suspended sans SGRho and Iotas (who had a house). The Sigmas and Zetas had a lot of popular black students on campus and what not. When the Deltas, AKAs and Alphas came back, Sigmas and Zetas fell off and became bamas.

I am not anti black greeks at all, and I even considered doing one as a student but didnt have the time. In saying that, the stupid shyt they have to do to cross and the impact it had on peoples grades makes me wonder if that is what the founders of those orgs wanted. The cliquishness of those groups/brehs personhood being defined by those colors and letters always disgusted me.

tbf im sure they were really popular, and probably helped by the lack of other groups like you said. i just didnt fukk with them personally on a 1-1. seeing them altogether made sense, they deserved each other

arent zetas all the big girls? or is that after the AKA and deltas came back and the sexy ones were diverted their way?

 

[The ADD]

Walt sitting with Ralph Tresvant:

Walt: I turned you into a verb
Ralph: I always wanted to be a verb
Walt:

 

[mastermind]

tbf im sure they were really popular, and probably helped by the lack of other groups like you said. i just didnt fukk with them personally on a 1-1. seeing them altogether made sense, they deserved each other

now this is different, and I never really got along with a few of them on a personal level too.

arent zetas all the big girls? or is that after the AKA and deltas came back and the sexy ones were diverted their way?

exactly. When I entered UMD they had first round picks

When I graduated, they had a lot of undrafted FAs.

 

[dennis roadman]

now this is different, and I never really got along with a few of them on a personal level too.


exactly. When I entered UMD they had first round picks

When I graduated, they had a lot of undrafted FAs.

dat falloff

 

[mastermind]

dat falloff

the prettiest sorrority was ANQ girls, but most of them were extra Christian (obvs).

They had this one girl that was so beautiful and sweet. I mean

She even had natural hair before it became popular. Wifey type, and a dude wifed her up pretty much first day of school.

Out of all the black greeks, they were the most down to Earth. Although they were fuming at one breh who pledged theres and another frat.

 

[dennis roadman]

the prettiest sorrority was AlNQ girls, but most of them were extra Christian (obvs).

Out of all the black greeks, they were the most down to Earth. Although they were fuming at one breh who pledged theres and another frat.

no love for the pink and green breh? the ones i knew there were hit or miss, but the hits

again i aint sayin no names the internet/area is too small

 

[mastermind]

no love for the pink and green breh? the ones i knew there were hit or miss, but the hits

again i aint sayin no names the internet/area is too small

Some were cool, some not so. I fukked with the Deltas more. One joint wanted to get done up but I was booed up.

AKAs were bangin (well 65% of them). My favorite was the lez joint