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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Stop flarging like you wifing gremilins, Malt :heh:

Knowing your females put half the country to shame :sadcam:


Nah one of my exes was a makeup queen, she caught me when I was a youngin and not hip to the game :sadcam:

Her skin wasn't that great, and she ALWAYS wore makeup and a weave, that is what stoked the fire of my hatred for both.
 
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This isn't about me...and you guys can just ask nicely :smile:

I'm content with my white girl booty *shrug* that fake shyt looks terrible.

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Thus girl looks good without makeup though

without makeup she's like a big city 6, she ain't ugly but she's not stunning
with makeup you would do a double glance and be like damn

the m in makeup stands for manipulation
 

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Nah one of my exes was a makeup queen, she caught me when I was a youngin and not hip to the game :sadcam:

Her skin wasn't that great, and she ALWAYS wore makeup and a weave, that is what stoked the fire of my hatred for both.


:beli:

Ohhh, the trauma!

Yall be killing me on here
 

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Nah one of my exes was a makeup queen, she caught me when I was a youngin and not hip to the game :sadcam:

Her skin wasn't that great, and she ALWAYS wore makeup and a weave, that is what stoked the fire of my hatred for both.

:salute:
 

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without makeup she's like a big city 6, she ain't ugly but she's stunning
with makeup you would do a double glance and be like damn

the m in makeup stands for manipulation

If you compare her to every other girl without their makeup kit, she's a 7-7.5, which isn't bad. With the makeup on, I'd look at her and keep it moving.
 

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Everyone says they don't really go by looks, but in the end they will rarely be seen with someone looking like prime Notorious BIG.

That's not a good comparison either, now if that dude with the small penis were stuffing his draws with a 12" dildo that would be a more apt comparison to a woman wearing makeup. It's all about enhancing, correct :lupe:

If you're repulsed by the girl without makeup, then that's different. I can't really speak for men because I don't know what experiences you've gone through with women. For me, I don't really know any female that looks completely different or MUCH worse without makeup. Unless you're a makeup artist or just VERY good with makeup, you're not going to know how to use makeup in a way that transforms your looks.
 

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If you compare her to every other girl without their makeup kit, she's a 7-7.5, which isn't bad. With the makeup on, I'd look at her and keep it moving.

maybe a medium city 7.5, not a big city
you'll rarely see a broad without makeup anyways unless they dirt tired.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:beli:

Ohhh, the trauma!

Yall be killing me on here

It was a traumatic experience, it wasn't until months after we broke up I was able to look at a womans hair without suspicion. I was scarred mentally, so much so that I was in utter shock when my current woman went to the beach with me, and actually went underwater. I thought to myself "Oh great, now she'll need a new weave, and when she comes out the water she'll look like a completely different person" but to my shock and delight she came up for air and it was like I was born again. When she emerged from the cold murky depths of the atlantic ocean, not only was her hair still intact, she looked exactly the same as when she went under. My heart skipped a beat, and at that moment I knew she was my boo :wow:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
If you're repulsed by the girl without makeup, then that's different. I can't really speak for men because I don't know what experiences you've gone through with women. For me, I don't really know any female that looks completely different or MUCH worse without makeup. Unless you're a makeup artist or just VERY good with makeup, you're not going to know how to use makeup in a way that transforms your looks.

My lady got glorious brown skin, same color as Haagen Daz milk chocolate, she doesn't wear anything but shea butter and lip gloss. I can't deal with makeup brehette.
 

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It was a traumatic experience, it wasn't until months after we broke up I was able to look at a womans hair without suspicion. I was scarred mentally, so much so that I was in utter shock when my current woman went to the beach with me, and actually went underwater. I thought to myself "Oh great, now she'll need a new weave, and when she comes out the water she'll look like a completely different person" but to my shock and delight she came up for air and it was like I was born again. When she emerged from the cold murky depths of the atlantic ocean, not only was her hair still intact, she looked exactly the same as when she went under. My heart skipped a beat, and at that moment I knew she was my boo :wow:

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My lady got glorious brown skin, same color as Haagen Daz milk chocolate, she doesn't wear anything but shea butter and lip gloss. I can't deal with makeup brehette.

:salute:

lotion, lip gloss and/or vaseline

anything more would be uncivilized
 

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My lady got glorious brown skin, same color as Haagen Daz milk chocolate, she doesn't wear anything but shea butter and lip gloss. I can't deal with makeup brehette.
That's cool. A lot of girls who wear it don't have problematic skin. If it's not for you then that's alright too - you like what you like and there's nothing wrong with that.
 

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It was a traumatic experience, it wasn't until months after we broke up I was able to look at a womans hair without suspicion. I was scarred mentally, so much so that I was in utter shock when my current woman went to the beach with me, and actually went underwater. I thought to myself "Oh great, now she'll need a new weave, and when she comes out the water she'll look like a completely different person" but to my shock and delight she came up for air and it was like I was born again. When she emerged from the cold murky depths of the atlantic ocean, not only was her hair still intact, she looked exactly the same as when she went under. My heart skipped a beat, and at that moment I knew she was my boo :wow:

:pachaha:
 
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