Burger King unveils Halloween-inspired black bun hamburger

[Splash]

So demonic

 

[Arithmetic]

Black-colored cheese???

 

[Rekkapryde]

Black-colored cheese???

but you can eat dat yella cheese all damn day !!!

Black is Back!

 

[Beck.er.]

It has reportedly been causing some digestive issues

Spoiler: Green shyt

Burger King’s Abomination Burger Will Haunt Your Nightmares And Your Poop

Also
710 calories?!

 

[Deltron]

can't even taste the A1 in the bun

 

[feelosofer]

Naw I'm good, they are about to discontinue that real quick. Artificially coloring food never ends well.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[CACarot]

Pepper your angus

 

[marcuz]

so they just dyed the bun and added a1 sauce to a whopper

the a1 sauce is cooked in the bun.

 

[marcuz]

Burger King’s Abomination Burger Will Haunt Your Nightmares And Your Poop

Also
710 calories?!

yep, my shyts green too

 

[thirdeye]

I'm not sacrificing my ass for this shyt, although it looks delicious

 

[Pseudo]

what in the cancer is that?????????

Burger King's Halloween Black Whopper Is Causing Green Poop

Colon cancer.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

The burger will have a pitch-black bun, just like its predecessor, but will be infused with an eerily familiar American flavor: A.1. sauce.

The sauce will be baked into the bun and will be used as a condiment on the burger alongside mayonnaise and the rest of the traditional Whopper fixings.

While the Kuro Burger sported black-colored cheese, the Halloween Whopper will use yellow American.

The burger will be available for a limited time for a suggest price of $4.99.

Dumb ass use of the word "eerily" in this context. Not even cute in a Halloween ironic kinda way. fukk this writer.

And I ain't paying $5 for a wack ass Whopper with a buncha stake sause on it. Man, nikkas ain't even put the black cheese on it. I can buy stake sause n put it on a goddamn Five Guys cracker hipster foodie burger n be straight. Burger King fukkin up. They locations been dirty af lately, n why tf whenever black folk work there they wanna be all conversational, hoes tryna holla n shyt. bytch, I don't want no chick that work for the fukking Kang. Gimme my goddamn food u peasant.

Plus I been to 2 Kangs that had fakkit mgrs lately. I ain't with that bullshyt, I don't want them nikkas touching my food. fukk a BK. And in fact, fukk MacDonald's now for making me wait 5 minutes in reserved parking for a wack ass McMuffin yesterday after work then sendin out a weird ass ayrab mgr walkin all slow to bring me my shyt. Think of all the hatred against me, fukk all of them.

 

[Deadpool1986]

I'll pass

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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