Bundas, Bribes and Brazucas - The Official Brazil FIFA World Cup 2014 Thread

[yoyoyo1]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that 5-2 is a massive win for Switzerland

that 2nd goal and denial of the last goal (didn't see it) keeps Swiss GD at -2... so if Honduras win by 1, they'll be -2 but behind on GF and will need to beat Switzerland.

Meaningless goal is massive for one potential outcome.

Swiss only need a draw against Honduras instead of Honduras only needing a draw against them

 

[nomoreneveragain]

So are the French backing their Arab and Black heroes?

 

[mastermind]

An Adonis :wowjb:

 

[714562]

Alexei Lalas is the worst fukking analyst.

Why won't this man shut the fukk up?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I do sorta like the Brazil cabana set that ESPN has been using.

Lalas lounging in a deck chair, routinely shaven yet unshaven van Nistelrooy insouciantly looking around eyeing the papayas and coconuts arranged neatly on the table.

A Brazilian farmers hat propped and sitting at attention listening intently on the stool next to Ruud

 

[Liu Kang]

So are the French backing their Arab and Black heroes?

France is behind the team since the Ukraine W in Stade de France (well it was already after the draw in Spain but we played shyt afterwards). Don't try to stir up controversy here. Just be happy that you witnessed beautiful football

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Who's the breh who shut down Vieira and Cannavaro about their european titles ?

Martin O'neill. Hes the Ireland manager and used to manage Sunderland, Aston Villa and Celtic

 

[GunRanger]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Which I reckon this is a good spot, ESPN Brazilian Farmer Hat, best pundit since Gary Neville

 

[concise]

Martin O'neill. Hes the Ireland manager and used to manage Sunderland, Aston Villa and Celtic

And in this free speech zone, we can state his name with no repercussions.

 

[Liu Kang]

That's The Ulsterman.

Martin O'neill. Hes the Ireland manager and used to manage Sunderland, Aston Villa and Celtic

Dude was talking about his European titles with Nottingham Forest in the 70s
Can't compare really but it was still hilarious how we made both Cannavaro and Vieira go

 

[yoyoyo1]

so I went out with my Swiss hat and got into one convo with a breh with #WorldCupFever.

Too bad about the Swiss.
moi/mir/mi/jeu: Yeah
What do you think them now?
moi/mir/mi/jeu: Honduras will be no problem (in slight German accent)
Yeah they aren't so good. Are you actually from Switzerland?
moi/mir/mi/jeu: Yes I'm from Bellinzona, along the German border (in slight German accent)
That must be so cool
mir: (wilting from 5 minutes in the heat) I must go now (in slight German accent)

Spoiler

this didn't happen, in reality no one gave a fukk. #WorldCupFail

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Dude was talking about his European titles with Nottingham Forest in the 70s
Can't compare really but it was still hilarious how we made both Cannavaro and Vieira go

that nottingham forest team was one of the goats though

Clough da gawd

 

[yoyoyo1]

I do sorta like the Brazil cabana set that ESPN has been using.

Lalas lounging in a deck chair, routinely shaven yet unshaven van Nistelrooy insouciantly looking around eyeing the papayas and coconuts arranged neatly on the table.

A Brazilian farmers hat propped and sitting at attention listening intently on the stool next to Ruud

don't forget the elaborately arranged Brazilian tropical fruit

 

[mastermind]

And in this free speech zone, we can state his name with no repercussions.

can we?

Dude was talking about his European titles with Nottingham Forest in the 70s
Can't compare really but it was still hilarious how we made both Cannavaro and Vieira go

I mean he got them, nothing much those dudes can say. Was a big player for them too.