let's recap scolari's joke of a career
1998: brings a copa libertadores to palmeiras as they are crowned TEAM OF THE CENTURY
in retrospect, it's
possibly the only time he's fooled people into thinking he can manage
2002: pretends to coach a WC-winning team that has the greatest striker of all time and other legends scattered throughout
2004: tries to emulate previous "success" and fails with c. ronaldo, losing AT HOME (foreshadowing) to a bus full of greeks
2006: maybe he's not an idiot..portugal reaches WC semis
oh wait, they only had to beat england on pens. they were next in line for that tradition, mere papering over the cracks
2008: oh look, dominated by germany
2008: drummed out of chelsea by january, never even bothered to learn english or put on a fukking suit.
2009: coaches in uzbekistan, earns $20 mil worth of terrorist and oil money, but manages to make it to the hallowed round of 16 in the asian champions league
2010: return to palmeiras, a copa do brasil
...just the dead rat bouncing off the floor, fukk off phil
2013: confed cup victory! we did it! felipão and brazil are back!
2014: