Bundas, Bribes and Brazucas - The Official Brazil FIFA World Cup 2014 Thread

[Kritic]

i thought peugeot was sponsoring the dutch team.. which would've been odd.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

seriously, I probably have been watching Football before you realised your daddy and uncle were molesting you.

 

[Kritic]

robben got this thing when he dives he throws his body and legs like a fish out the water.

then he gives the ref the look. i'm over here fumig and laughing...

when he gets ignored he and fixes his socks and gets up



now he knows not to admit to diving

 

[Lakers Offseason]

appealing Thiago Silvas ban , dont want to hear the neymar excuses when they get that work.

Germany are doing it without Reus and Gundogan

Yo, Gundogan out there looking flabby and sick

 

[BOBN]

'Russia's first-round exit from the World Cup might have sparked angry condom throwing and furious debates in Parliament but one Orthodox priest is rejoicing over the end of the "homosexual abomination".

'Alexander Shumsky took exception to the brightly coloured football shoes worn by players competing in Brazil, the Moscow Times reported.

'In a column for Russian People's Line, a Christian website, he claimed that players wearing green, yellow, pink or blue shoes were promoting the "gay rainbow".

'"Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the squad] might as well wear women's knickers or a bra," Shumsky wrote, adding that he was also offended by the "unthinkable" hairstyles of some of players.

'"Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination"' - Independent. An interesting twist on the #worstworldcupever hashtag.

I got astro turf boots thats mostly blue, a darkish blue

 

[Kritic]

I got astro turf boots thats mostly blue, a darkish blue

i agree with the russians. especially on the hairstyles part
shows coaches lack of control of the team. you cannot expect players lookin like that to be disciplined.

 

[Diddly Drogba]

 

[mastermind]

seriously, I probably have been watching Football before you realised your daddy and uncle were molesting you.

 

[Stealth]

I got astro turf boots thats mostly blue, a darkish blue

russians always been real af

 

[galsen]

Damn son shiit about to get ugly...i know the brazilians are dangerous and all but the colombians are NOT to be fukked with

 

[inndaskKy]

Damn son shiit about to get ugly...i know the brazilians are dangerous and all but the colombians are NOT to be fukked with

Imagine someone had hurt Tim Howard and Obeezy would´ve gotten involved..

 

[yoyoyo1]

Rule No. 1 for being a classy sports fan: Don't celebrate the injuries of your opponents.

And if you must celebrate them, don't do so publicly -- especially not while hoisting a replica of your injured opponent's spinal cord in the air while chanting about it gleefully, as these fans of Argentina have chosen to do.

A video of the chant, posted to YouTube, shows a group of Argentina fans dancing about, spinal cord held high, and chanting, "Olé olé olé olé olá! Acá tenemos la columna de Neymar!" Per USA Today, that translates roughly to, "Here we have the spine of Neymar!"

 

[inndaskKy]

What if he had injured his penis..

 

[ThaRealness]

I got astro turf boots thats mostly blue, a darkish blue

This dude definitely posts on the coli

 

[HookersandIceCream]

This match getting no hype in the US