Bullshyt: The Official 2016 Chicago Bulls Offseason Thread

[LEEeveryday]

The only thing that has me optimistic is Wade and Rondo have basketball IQ's thru the roof....

Let's be real with our self...we haven't had high IQ basketball from our ball handlers in the recent years...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'll definitely be more active this season brehs, couldn't even stomach discussing shyt this year....

 

[Steezy]

Hawks signed Dwight Howard ... fukk outta here

We needed a center..and Howard still avg a double double even if he's not a top 5 (Arguable) player at his position

Ya signed a 34 SG that can't shoot with dust knees to play with a 31 y.o pg who can't shoot and doesn't give a fukk about defense anymore..

But yall getting younger and more athletic right

I'm not saying this to be hurtful..but yall fukked up. Every Chi-Town nikka on my timeline is having a FIT right now.

 

[Brozay]

We needed a center..and Howard still avg a double double even if he's not a top 5 (Arguable) player at his position

Ya signed a 34 SG that can't shoot with dust knees to play with a 31 y.o pg who can't shoot and doesn't give a fukk about defense anymore..

But yall getting younger and more athletic right

I'm not saying this to be hurtful..but yall fukked up. Every Chi-Town nikka on my timeline is having a FIT right now.

Steezy Im not gonna do this with you tonight, enjoy Dwights bytchass tho

 

[LEEeveryday]

We needed a center..and Howard still avg a double double even if he's not a top 5 (Arguable) player at his position

Ya signed a 34 SG that can't shoot with dust knees to play with a 31 y.o pg who can't shoot and doesn't give a fukk about defense anymore..

But yall getting younger and more athletic right

I'm not saying this to be hurtful..but yall fukked up. Every Chi-Town nikka on my timeline is having a FIT right now.

no chance are we fukked...

we plugged with in the NBA "in" crowd now...

Will go a long ways to helping our shytty FO's image

 

[Steezy]

Steezy Im not gonna do this with you tonight, enjoy Dwights bytchass tho

Don't be surprised when Howard is splashing 15 footers on Lopez

 

[CHICAGO]

NIKO AND PORTIS HAVE TO START FOR THIS TO WORK.

THE D WILL SUFFER
BUT THATS THE ONLY WAY TO GIVE THIS OFFENSE A CHANCE AT BEING DYNAMIC.

MIA HAD A STRONG 2ND HALF
AND ELITE OFFENSE
STARTING
DRAGIC
WADE
JOE
DENG
STAT



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[Stone Cold]

Traded MDJ and Jose without giving up assets

GarPax really did it brehs

 

[Collateral]

Jimmy Butler has made it known he'd rather not play the 3. I'm guessing he's just gonna have to suck it up for these next two years

 

[GoldenGlove]

We back

 

[Loot_Gingrich]

Looking like Rondo and Wade could just as easily be gone in 2017. So we basically rented two vet guards with 4 rings between them to mentor the young guys

 

[@OffHalsted]

 

[Chill b]

Does adding Wade attract useful vets this season? Or y'all cool with the current roster?

 

[red222]

W

NIKO AND PORTIS HAVE TO START FOR THIS TO WORK.

THE D WILL SUFFER
BUT THATS THE ONLY WAY TO GIVE THIS OFFENSE A CHANCE AT BEING DYNAMIC.

MIA HAD A STRONG 2ND HALF
AND ELITE OFFENSE
STARTING
DRAGIC
WADE
JOE
DENG
STAT



​

What about Felicio

 

[LEEeveryday]

This offseason has been the GOAT...