Build the Pelicans into a contender

[ryderldb]

get rid of Tyreke Evans first and foremost. dude is the dumbest player in the NBA.

Tyreke has single handily lost at least 15-20 games for them within the last two seasons.

Still remember game 3 last season when Ryan Anderson was channeling his inner dirk, dude scored like 3 or 4 straight baskets including a few step backs. Next possession Tyreke dribbles for 20 seconds and shoots a brick. Even the crowd was like

 

[LastManStanding]

Still remember game 3 last season when Ryan Anderson was channeling his inner dirk, dude scored like 3 or 4 straight baskets including a few step backs. Next possession Tyreke dribbles for 20 seconds and shoots a brick. Even the crowd was like

exactly. people who have actually watched the games understand that Tyreke is a huge problem for that team.

 

[Rigby.]

Would instantly make them a contender

 

[Full Measures]

In my scenario they also got the Jazz 1st

But why would the Jazz give up their top 5 draft pick from a year ago AND their first round pick this year for a so called injury prone player like Jrue Holiday breh?

 

[big bun]

Trade Ryan Anderson, Holiday and faq ass Norris Cole to HOU for D. Howard, Terrence Jones and Ty Lawson

Pelicans starting 5:

G - Ty Lawson
G - Evans
C - D. Howard
F - Terrence Jones
F - Davis

Rockets 5:

G - Beverley
G - Harden
C - Cappela
F - Ryan Anderson
F - Harrell

 

[Easy-E]

Beg Monty to come back.

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

Trade Gordon or Holliday (or even Evans if need be) and some second round picks for Klay.

Trade Anderson or Ajinca for Jahlil Oka4.

Tell AD to work on his damn shot

Try to get Ty Lawson, Marcus Smart, or Emmanuel Mudiay

Boom

Would instantly make them a contender

That's not the issue at hand

You do realize that both parties involved in these trades would have to agree, right

Explain why GS would move Klay Thompson for a bag of peanuts

Detail for us the rationale behind Philly trading away the 3rd overall draft pick for trash

Amaze us with the plans behind "getting" Lawson, Mudiay, or Marcus Smart, oh wise one

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Trade Gordon or Holliday (or even Evans if need be) and some second round picks for Klay.

Trade Anderson or Ajinca for Jahlil Oka4.

Tell AD to work on his damn shot

Try to get Ty Lawson, Marcus Smart, or Emmanuel Mudiay

Boom

You working hard for that WPOY

 

[dontreadthis]

get rid of Tyreke Evans first and foremost. dude is the dumbest player in the NBA.

Tyreke has single handily lost at least 15-20 games for them within the last two seasons.

be outlandish, brehs.

 

[LastManStanding]

be outlandish, brehs.

it's not being outlandish. that post that you quoted has the most daps in this thread. you wanna know why they dapped that post?

because like mentioned earlier, those who actually watch the Pelicans games know that Tyreke is a problem.

 

[Rigby.]

You working hard for that WPOY

Who the hell are you?

 

[Rigby.]

That's not the issue at hand

You do realize that both parties involved in these trades would have to agree, right

Explain why GS would move Klay Thompson for a bag of peanuts

Detail for us the rationale behind Philly trading away the 3rd overall draft pick for trash

Amaze us with the plans behind "getting" Lawson, Mudiay, or Marcus Smart, oh wise one

At no point in this thread was it listed that I have to rationalize these COMPLETELY hypothetical scenarios. You're a special kind of stupid bro

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

At no point in this thread was it listed that I have to rationalize these COMPLETELY hypothetical scenarios. You're a special kind of stupid bro

Okay, then if it's completely hypothetical, why doesn't N.O. just trade for Harden, Curry, KD and DeMarcus Cousins?

Who cares if it's not even remotely feasible in terms of salary cap, or that the Pelicans don't have a single above-average trade asset, or that no other NBA team would trade a top-5 player. It's hypothetical, right?

Eat this neg, you fukking clown.

 

[Rigby.]

Okay, then if it's completely hypothetical, why doesn't N.O. just trade for Harden, Curry, KD and DeMarcus Cousins?

Who cares if it's not even remotely feasible in terms of salary cap, or that the Pelicans don't have a single above-average trade asset, or that no other NBA team would trade a top-5 player. It's hypothetical, right?

Eat this neg, you fukking clown.

Uh, yes nikka exactly

I have NEVER in my life seen nikkas get mad over as much stupid things as I have on this forum. You are literally going on a rant about me breaking imaginary rules over imaginary trades for a nothing franchise.

 

[Rigby.]

And I gotta add another laugh at the fact that you think a neg would make the shyt you saying any less stupid