Buff Kangaroo attacks female jogger then waits outside her home

[Robo Squirrel]

 

[ORDER_66]

No one brought the perfume but YOU dummy...

 

[avon barksdale]

kangaroo just kangarooing

 

[Family Man]

Cheap and nasty?? Damn!

 

[Kingshango]

Kangaroos don’t like the smell of horses?

 

[Dynamite James]

the roo aint no joke

 

[Raw Sauce]

Roocels outchea dying of thirst

 

[nahnah]

Her perfume brought all the Roos to the yard

 

[Born2BKing]

the accents make this story even better. I love Australian accents

"Whats knot tuh Like"

 

[jackswstd]

Australia Roos gon start snatching up women like cavemen.

 

[BlackMajik]

the roo aint no joke

 

[Da King]

 

[Diondon]

Wanted to slide up in dat pouch

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

35 years old?

She looks older than me and I’m a year older

 

[Hater Eraser]

" Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned
Best believe Mona's a virgin"
A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin, with her yea wide gap
I said, "It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky,
R, ravishing
I, impress
C, Courageous; so careless

K, for the Kangols which I've got ..

that I wear everyday and
Y, why not?
To fight's not right that I recite and I'm
quite polite like Walter Cronkite"
Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in
He said, "Hey Rick, don't you know playin' with these snakes is a sin?!?"
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, "I don't want to see you playin' with these lowlifes no more! "