Budget Rental makes an attempt on Shelton's life

[Jmare007]

You gringos are seriously fukked up in the head

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Hell Rell somewhere reading this like

Shelton finally graduated

 

[R=G]

You gringos are seriously fukked up in the head

Btw...what's cracking in Chile? Are the females on PAR with Colombian and Brazilian brats?

 

[Jmare007]

Btw...what's cracking in Chile? Are the females on PAR with Colombian and Brazilian brats?

No country is touching Colombia and Brazil in the ass department. Overall? I'd say Chileans are 1 step below, which ain't bad at all

 

[Breh Obama]

Shelton is gonna walk into that office and do the kind of shooting you don't need a firearm for

Low-key the best post this whole thread

 

[Stevie Ray]

Let me tell you somethin' brotha, the whole Slap Jack deal originated all because I was driving to the next town with Vincent, Flash, and Brian.

We were all too proud to stop and ask for directions so I said, "Brothas, let's just get a map." None of us wanted to come out the pockets though, so I popped glove and the rest was history.

I was so surprised to find slap jack in there that I figured I would catch my opponents off guard in the ring that way. I brought the idea to creative and next thing you know, I'm rackin' up wins and the leader of nWo Hollywood.

Blick Benjamin just hit the jackpot if he can finesse the writers

 

[Theolodius_Black]

Well you gotta tell the stories now

I was thinking of making a thread in the locker room with them all but here's one about a rental car insurance y'all might like.

So the optional coverage you can get for your rental is actually pretty handy

You don't have to worry being responsible for any damages that may incur to the rental so long as you don't violate the contract(dui, racing, unauthorized driver, etc) and gives you peace of mind so you can enjoy yourself and not worry about the car. Some people however, don't like the fact that if nothing happens, they don't get some or all of their money back. Like, geico don't give you your monthly payment back if you don't wreck
Why assume the rental company would

Well one dude figured he was gone get his money's worth regardless of what happens. So in the wash area at the airport, there are tire spikes on side of the entrance ramp, to prevent people from driving out the wrong way I guess

Anywho, a car drives the front tires over the top of the entrance bump and stop. Then he starts backing up. Busts both front tires on the spikes

Cats that were back there working asked him what he do it for

He said he paid for the coverage and wanted to use it

He's now banned from renting as you can imagine... but he ain't pay for them tires

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I was thinking of making a thread in the locker room with them all but here's one about a rental car insurance y'all might like.

So the optional coverage you can get for your rental is actually pretty handy

You don't have to worry being responsible for any damages that may incur to the rental so long as you don't violate the contract(dui, racing, unauthorized driver, etc) and gives you peace of mind so you can enjoy yourself and not worry about the car. Some people however, don't like the fact that if nothing happens, they don't get some or all of their money back. Like, geico don't give you your monthly payment back if you don't wreck
Why assume the rental company would

Well one dude figured he was gone get his money's worth regardless of what happens. So in the wash area at the airport, there are tire spikes on side of the entrance ramp, to prevent people from driving out the wrong way I guess

Anywho, a car drives the front tires over the top of the entrance bump and stop. Then he starts backing up. Busts both front tires on the spikes

Cats that were back there working asked him what he do it for

He said he paid for the coverage and wanted to use it

He's now banned from renting as you can imagine... but he ain't pay for them tires

 

[VegetasHairline]

Jimmy and Jey taking The Uso Penitentiary too far!

 

[September]

No country is touching Colombia and Brazil in the ass department. Overall? I'd say Chileans are 1 step below, which ain't bad at all

Y tú le sigues el coro a ese degenerado

 

[Homer Simpson]

Budget giving him the shooter gimmick before WWE

 

[Jmare007]

Y tú le sigues el coro a ese degenerado

 

[R=G]

Budget giving him the shooter gimmick before WWE

The funny thing is..we ain't never heard anyone back talk Benjamin...not from any cat in the Indy's. Blandy punked out Kofi but would never try that slick sh1t with Shelton..lol. He would drop Blandy on top of his neck in record time.

 

[TheGodling]

I think the saddest thing is that if he got arrested for it, we likely would have been like 'Damn Shelton, what you gotta be riding around with a loaded Ruger for?'

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

I get why he's angry but a free gun > getting your rental comped