“BS you’ve seen in Corporate America” thread

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Secretary gets pregnant by one of the directors. Secretary keeps baby director gets moved over seas. Now secretary haas stocks in company and stays hating on any new female in company

also not fukkery but when the financial director told me HR is not here for the workers it’s here to protect the company


That is what HR is for I thought? To protect the company from doing stupid things or violating established personnel related policies? No company no need for HR.
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
That’s why y’all grown ass men need to be out in the field working with your hands and shyt. Instead of being in a p*ssy ass environment filled with homos and menstrual cycles :dame:
I know this a joke post
But even blue collared work has its fukkery
No industry is safe my boy
 

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my last job had a huge problem with pointing fingers and jumping to conclusions...accountability issues...my final calendar year working for them - 2017 - was just mentally and physically taxing....i stayed with the lengthy emails covering my bases whenever somebody tried to point a finger at me for something that wasnt my fault...i was getting paid well but the shyt was not worth it in the end
 

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Brehs… all I can say is the corporate world is just the plantation with air conditioning. :francis:

The noose is your tie, the plantation owner oversees you and the white bytches try and get you lynched constantly by flirting. Don’t get me started on the Bucks/wenches who can’t wait to sell out.

All I can say is learn as much as you can from the corporate world, build a network of clients and start your own business. I pretty much have one foot out of the door. If the pay wasn’t so good and if I wasn’t working from home, I would’ve left by now. But my salary is so ridiculous (which I hustled out of them) I’d be a fool to leave now.

Just remember, white supremacy is nepotism in the corporate world. If seeing incompetent CAC after CAC getting promoted doesn’t inspire you to be your own boss, nothing else will. Jungle Fever taught me that.
 

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There was a manager at a past employer his wife went from a secretary to a director at her company. She was definitely fukking higher ups at her company. Smh she was a tall skinny blonde Becky. The manager was a 5'6" white Mexican dude :snoop:
 

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THEN OUT COMES THE MANAGER AND THE EMPLOYEE. BOTH OF THEM ARE DUDES. SCUST

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Not American but:

-Skinny female cac gets hired and is ok at best at her job. 6-12 months later, cac chick gets huge promotion.
-A lot of spouse and family promotions as well.

White people talk that "work your way up" shyt, but I rarely see it from them. They got no problem giving "certain people" an easy break.:mjpls:

pretty standard unfortunately in the workplace.
 

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Just how clueless some of these ppl making 6 figures are :wow:

Banker was talking greezy to me once on email. Called him with my phone camera on... he was silent as a church :hamster:

Funniest shyt i seen, had a senior exec named Richard who goes by dikk:dame: he had resolved a sensitive (pause) issue, another top female executive sends company wide email "thanks for jumping on that dikk" :russ:

Oh lord :laff:
 

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Imagine being paid 18 an hour, but you get at least 25-30% of your money deducted.

Imagine having a portion of your earnings go onto your "benefits" but you don't have access to it for a whole year.

Imagine they give most of the day shifts to the Filipinos for just being Filipino and they get treated like royalty while you get treated like shyt.

Imagine you have to work unpaid overtime with no compensation. And it's either that or you're fired.

Imagine employees picking on you because of your ethnicity or a rumor with no facts, but hide their hands every time they get called out.

Imagine thinking black employees can be dependable, but either too dumb or c00ns to call out the cacs. And then imagine they throw you under the bus just so they can look good to racist management.

Imagine having a c00n for a coworker, bullies you to work harder and take credit for it and tries to sabotage you secretly any time try to work your way on your own.

Imagine being almost reported for assault by your supervisor, despite witnesses never seeing you pushed the fukker, but he got shook that I finally got the nerve to put him on blast in front of everyone and he slips on the floor because he's a stupid clutz .
It wasn’t the 1st time he accused me of shyt I didn't do anyways.

From the very beginning of my job, I was being orchestrated.

where teh fukk do you work :dahell:
 

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my last job had a huge problem with pointing fingers and jumping to conclusions...accountability issues...my final calendar year working for them - 2017 - was just mentally and physically taxing....i stayed with the lengthy emails covering my bases whenever somebody tried to point a finger at me for something that wasnt my fault...i was getting paid well but the shyt was not worth it in the end

same company...it was also a company that played hard...and it was night and day...the company holiday parties were just :wow:...fukkery upon fukkery..things that went down that would and should get ppl fired but they chalk it up as "having fun" :mjgrin:...my incident - having the head of HR back it up on me on the dance floor (my lady just laughed) and later hit on me when we were both at the bar talking about "you guys have so much rhythm"..she was stinking drunk and so was i..but this shyt i remember clear cuz the bartender lowered his eyes and stifled a laugh...sexual harassment training and policies was a joke at that company :dead:
 

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Ghat damn most plush job of my life got contracted after a year of being at home (working opps)

Came back into the office earlier this year to start getting ready for the RTO. Office has been relatively quiet since.

New company hired a "supervisor" which essentially was my role before the transition. She was gone within two months for a better opportunity.

I interviewed damn near a month ago and have a a follow up canceled every week since. I don't know if this is cause of the budget, they are saving money without the role or if they giving me the run around.

I'm about to be doing opps for Amazon if they hire someone else.

Regards,
E
 
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