Brush Your Fukkin Tongue

[marcuz]

I'm a dentist so all this shyt is laughs to me

Bet half you nikkas not even covering your tongue scraper after using em wondering why your breath still smells like shyt

what isnt cleaning it off enough?

 

[Sugarbush]

what isnt cleaning it off enough?

Some people don't close the lid before they flush the toliet. When they don't, aerosol from the flush contaminates the scrapper, toothbrush, etc.

 

[marcuz]

Some people don't close the lid before they flush the toliet. When they don't, aerosol from the flush contaminates the scrapper, toothbrush, etc.

oh, i thought you were gonna talk about how something like ~60 of toothbrushes have fecal matter on it

 

[Address_Unknown]

It is more effective to use a tongue scraper then brush the tongue

Flossing is just as important

As a breh who used to brush his tongue until it damn near bled sometimes, the minute I got a Tongue scraper and started pulling all that gunk off of it, I been doing way better than I sure I was back in the day.

fukk all them toothbrushes wanted to double with that rubber bullshyt at the back.

Pick up 6 of these at a dollar a piece and get your oral health popping, man. If I ain't scraped my tongue before I leave the house, I ain't leaving the house.

Also keep ya shyts in a sandwich bag. Toilet spray, breh. I'm guilty of hiding women's toothbrush and giving 'em an extra I just happen to have in my overnight bag when I see where they keep theirs at most the time.

 

[eternalpangs]

Naw. People make fun of me and think I'm a dikk because I will not speak to anyone until I've brushed my teeth and treated my skin and hair.

I get made fun of for counting calories and running on my lunch break. People call me a fakkit because I drink water with mint and fruit in it. I get called a fakkit for wrapping my hair so it isn't frizzy or dry.



Lol I don't let it stop my shine. Don't let these dull knives stop you from being sharp.

i like you.
this is a nice outlook on life

 

[NoChillJones]

How dare some people. The sheer audacity.

When you brush your teeth in the morning, your tongue should be part of the equation. No exceptions. You can tell who dont brush their tongue, same ones all up in your face heaving swamp mist out their mouth.

How best is it to deal with these muthafukkas, is there a technique? Or do they just have blunt truth coming.

And they always the ones that want to be ALLLLL up in your face. This damn chick was talking to me in line about nothing, trying to make small talk for some reason, and goodness fukk she obliterated my nostrils.

These are the types you can tell dont brush their tongues.

Might brush my teeth, might not......But I keep gum on deck. I smoke anyway so Im always conscious of my breath. Trick I learned my nikka, is always keep some gum or mints on you. And pretend like you getting some when fukkery breath is around and nonchalantly ask if they want a piece. And if they don't get the hint, then nudge that shyt on.............like you sure with the dead ass serious eye gaze. If that don't get it. Chuck the deuce and keep that shyt moving.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

You gotta get the gawd out ya avi, you been on a downward spiral since you got high on meth and thought your plan of going back in time was fruitful

i never got high on meth friend, i am on that dmt though, pm me your address and we can smoke some together, expand our horizons. enter the abyss.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

i never got high on meth friend, i am on that dmt though, pm me your address and we can smoke some together, expand our horizons. enter the abyss.

I got 4 white girls, all Aryan, I wonder what they daddy think......fukk em it's a revolution

 

[wenis]

Whew, no wonder there's some lonely ass mother fukkers on this board. Your dirt tongue is only the first thing wrong with your life though. this is your first notice; you're a garbage person.

 

[CoochieMane]

I have not brushed my teeth in years, fukk a tongue

 

[Pineal Gland]

I got 4 white girls, all Aryan, I wonder what they daddy think......fukk em it's a revolution

Zay

 

[Edub]

How dare some people. The sheer audacity.

When you brush your teeth in the morning, your tongue should be part of the equation. No exceptions. You can tell who dont brush their tongue, same ones all up in your face heaving swamp mist out their mouth.

How best is it to deal with these muthafukkas, is there a technique? Or do they just have blunt truth coming.

And they always the ones that want to be ALLLLL up in your face. This damn chick was talking to me in line about nothing, trying to make small talk for some reason, and goodness fukk she obliterated my nostrils.

These are the types you can tell dont brush their tongues.

Thank you for this

 

[Edub]

I have not brushed my teeth in years, fukk a tongue

What planet do u come from?





Hold this L, hold this L

 

[OG Talk]

I have a tongue scraper next to my toothbrush and people always ask what it is.

You fukkin a lot huh? No judgment, live your life.

 

[Budda]

But the toothpaste itself is killing your teeth, smart dumb nikkas.