Had to catch this on demand since I was at a birthday party.
Ayo, they came out swinging. This fool lost it and almost had a heart attack during his introduction. He s h i t on them fools early. Capt. Dozerman is a fool and I am very impressed. I love when he mocked Rosa during the meeting. How they kill my G Dozerman in the first episode. I don't know about that. Holy SH I T! The f u c k i n g Vulture is the new captain?! Alright Nine Nine, you got me again.
Wuntch is the MOTHER F U C K I N G S H I T! She really put my G Capt. **** into the Media Division and got him naming pigeon mascots. LOL this is amazing.
Wuntch: Sticks and stones Raymond.
Capt. ****: Describing your breakfast?
HOLY S H I T, LOL.
Rosa looks good as F U C K! Titties on fleek!
What's with Amy's shirts that have those line of stitching that stop right at her nipples? They are hella distracting and have to be there on purpose no?
Why is Hitchcock smelling the Dozerpad when Rosa is talking to Terry?
Dead at Boyle s h i t t i n g on Terry's physique and Santiago stifling a her laugh.
Interracial couple behind Amy and Jake although they are an interracial couple no?
Why did Jake remark that Dozerman was alive when he just previously told Amy that he survived since he didn't have a heart attack.
I'm so happy that this show is back. They knocked this one out of the park.
Fine, Melissa Fumero has me Sold. 
I thought it was weird that Bill Hader being the captain came out so early so this setup was perfect. 
