YOU JUST GRADUATED PIE SCHOOL BITCHES! 
"Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up."
"Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up."
Brooklyn 99's gonna be the next great sitcom
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That's the line. I couldn't remember it for shyt and it was funny as hell when he said it. I just waiting on fam to yamp that tamp and the ensuring hilarity when he tries not to tell Paralta and eventually fails. Rosa was killing me.
Paralta: I can't believe you live so close and won't let anyone shower at your house.
Rosa: You already know too much about me.
Paralta: I know exactly three things about you. And one of them is that you won't let anyone shower at your house.
DEAD. I know she's an April clone but it's good to see that apathy back on TV again.
Paralta: I can't believe you live so close and won't let anyone shower at your house.
Rosa: You already know too much about me.
Paralta: I know exactly three things about you. And one of them is that you won't let anyone shower at your house.
DEAD. I know she's an April clone but it's good to see that apathy back on TV again.
. I kept looking at the tv wondering why he looked so familiar.
MidwestD
Clyde Frog's Shooter
The opening with Charles and the bomb squad for ol boy's shoes was too good. Santiago in the beginning was killing me listening to Paralta talk about Brogin. He "what" and "SMH" expressions were gold. I need some gifs of that for later use.
Charles, Rosa and Terry were fools. When they had to coach her for court and she was pissed. They had all those old ass clothes for her to try on. Rosa looking like Arsenio and then Charles telling her that she had on his wedding suit. Rosa's happy place being a cabin where she murders the DA and reaches down his throat to shake his hand was wild. But she dropped that bomb saying that her boyfriend was coming on their celebration dinner.
It was dope to see Paralta stand up to Brogin when he called Capt. **** a "homo". He laid his ass smooth out in that bath house. Too bad there wasn't any Gina. She always provides some decent lulz. This is really one of my new favorite shows and it starting to break away from the Parks and Recs shadow over the first few episodes.
Charles, Rosa and Terry were fools. When they had to coach her for court and she was pissed. They had all those old ass clothes for her to try on. Rosa looking like Arsenio and then Charles telling her that she had on his wedding suit. Rosa's happy place being a cabin where she murders the DA and reaches down his throat to shake his hand was wild. But she dropped that bomb saying that her boyfriend was coming on their celebration dinner.
It was dope to see Paralta stand up to Brogin when he called Capt. **** a "homo". He laid his ass smooth out in that bath house. Too bad there wasn't any Gina. She always provides some decent lulz. This is really one of my new favorite shows and it starting to break away from the Parks and Recs shadow over the first few episodes.
Andre Braugher is the best part of this show.
Currently, I think Andy Samberg is the worst part of it. His jokes just fall flat most of the time cause they're kinda corny. His interactions with the other characters are the only thing that are funny.
I was reading something about it that said it could be a good comedy but it's not quite there yet. Samberg isn't Amy Poehler or Ty Burrell is what it said. They need to flesh him out a bit more.
Currently, I think Andy Samberg is the worst part of it. His jokes just fall flat most of the time cause they're kinda corny. His interactions with the other characters are the only thing that are funny.
I was reading something about it that said it could be a good comedy but it's not quite there yet. Samberg isn't Amy Poehler or Ty Burrell is what it said. They need to flesh him out a bit more.
I wanted to not like Samberg but he's great. I view him as a facilitator that can work with everyone on the team. His interactions are the crux of his appeal for me. I don't think he needs to be another "Amy Poehler" because it allows the others to shine from the beginning. The other Parks and Recs characters were in the backseat to Poehler for a decent amount of time. In this show, you can concentrate on other characters and have interesting outcomes rather than having Samberg involved in all of them.
Is that Ron Swanson saying "Frimulon"?
Exactly, speaking as someone who was NEVER a fan of his, he is actually quite funny on this show. All he needed to do was tone back the goofiness and be less obvious, he is decent at SUBTLE humor too.
Melissa Fumero can get it 
TheNatureBoy
Veteran
It sounds like him, has to be.
Agree we can always use Gina, Chelsea Perelti is funny.
Jake: I thought I could handle my brown
Captain:
It sounds like him, has to be.
Agree we can always use Gina, Chelsea Perelti is funny.
Jake: I thought I could handle my brown
Captain:
****'s face was more of a
when Jake said that. 
It sounds like him, has to be.
Agree we can always use Gina, Chelsea Perelti is funny.
Jake: I thought I could handle my brown
Captain:
This interaction is exactly what that one episode was about, LOL.
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Uncle_Ruckus
We The North
the pilot was trash. not one laugh gotten from me. when exactly does it get funny?
that spanish bish santiago fine doe.