Brock Lesnar Responds To Jon Jones

[WSFGDan]

 

[Da King]

Draw Lesnar the biggest name in WWF and UFC

 

[MenacingMonk]

UFC taking a page outta the E's old playbook and building something here.

Dana delivering some slow ether to Cokeboy.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Another 10min or less payday for Lesnar providing he passes the piss test.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Brock owns a cell phone

That would be disappointingly mundane.

Let's say they called Heyman, then he wrote a note and attached it to the leg of a messenger eagle.

The messenger eagle flies to a cave at the top of a mountain and lands on a perch. Then Brock's music starts playing and he walks out of the cave wearing his ring gear.

He puts on a pair of bi-focals and reads the message like ......................

Once he's done, he leaps off the mountain and slides to the bottom like Fred Flinstone leaving work.

At the foot of the mountain, there's a road into town. Brock walks to the town square and shouts "WHO'S GOT A CELL I CAN BORROW FOR FIVE MINUTES? INTERNATIONAL CALL "

And a terrified townsperson is like "I do, sir. Big fan...While you're down here, Brock - we've been meaning to talk to you. Is there any chance you might leave some moose alive for the rest of us to hunt?"

Brock: No

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

What's the weight minimum for heavyweight? Whatever it is, bones would have to meet that because I can't imagine Brock cutting that far down safely. I mean he's noticeably smaller when he fights compared to when he's in the ring.

 

[cartierhoe]

Just like he was never going to after he left the first time and never was going to re-sign during this run.

There will always be a massive payday for barely any work from WWE waiting for him because he makes them all feel less like carnies.

Bingo, I keep saying dude is the most legit guy in the business

 

[Da King]

What's the weight minimum for heavyweight? Whatever it is, bones would have to meet that because I can't imagine Brock cutting that far down safely. I mean he's noticeably smaller when he fights compared to when he's in the ring.

It's not happening, Draw has like 50+ pounds on him

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

This fight is going to do a big number.

 

[mrken12]

Bingo, I keep saying dude is the most legit guy in the business

People love to say that but no one ever compliments him for his matches and entertainment value. Those things are kind of important in a company that has Wrestling and Entertainment in its name. He brings nothing. No one cares how "legit" someone is if you're boring. Lashley and Matt Riddle are legit guys who are far more entertaining.

 

[Breh Obama]

Raw lost.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Brock couldn't even beat old ass Goldberg & almost got choked out by Samoa Joe. He ain't about that Bones life

 

[cartierhoe]

People love to say that but no one ever compliments him for his matches and entertainment value. Those things are kind of important in a company that has Wrestling and Entertainment in its name. He brings nothing. No one cares how "legit" someone is if you're boring. Lashley and Matt Riddle are legit guys who are far more entertaining.

Dude, we go through this all the time lol you know I fukk with you but this is the only thing we disagree on. I feel like since you don't like him you make it seem like everyone has the same opinion as you do. And yes I know some around here do share the same sentiments but we gotta face the facts.

Brock is one of the most over acts today whether people like it or not, the audience proves that each and every time. It's like some of you guys don't know what you're watching when you say stuff like this

 

[Hey_zeus]

If 90s Vince seen how Brock has hustled him he would be disgusted with himself

Exactly. You can't tell me Vince ain't senile.

 

[mrken12]

Dude, we go through this all the time lol you know I fukk with you but this is the only thing we disagree on. I feel like since you don't like him you make it seem like everyone has the same opinion as you do. And yes I know some around here do share the same sentiments but we gotta face the facts.

Brock is one of the most over acts today whether people like it or not, the audience proves that each and every time. It's like some of you guys don't know what you're watching when you say stuff like this

I guess we can agree to disagree but I'm just ready to move on from the Lesnar Experience.

Strowman should be the next dominant guy to build the show around. They really need to move away from relying on part timers so heavily.