Brock is the smartest man in wrestling

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Sable be like

"Vince just bought us another beach house"
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Starting to think sable is the reason lesnar owns vince and can do whatever he wants. Must have some.dirt on his ass

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If Vince is dumb enough to pay this dude all that money for him to show up a handful of times a year then Brock is smart enough to take the money.
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This. Those negotiations must have been brutal.

Vince:
Hey Brock, heard you retired from UFC, hope you enjoy life on the farm.

Brock:
Actually Vince, some company named Great Wrestling, or Elite Championship, something like that, just offered me double my last WWE contract

Vince:
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Brock:
And I only have to wrestle via satellite from a ring set up on my neighbors farm

Vince:
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Brock: Vince, let's cut to the chase. As much as I'd love to hunt random animals in the Canadian wilderness and get on top of my wife, nothing means more to me in life than the WWE. Can you match what they're offering?

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Vince:
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DAMMIT, I'M TRIPLING WHAT I PAID YOU LAST TIME, NOW GET YOUR ASS TO HARTFORD SO YOU CAN GET YOUR MITB BRIEFCASE!
 

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The funny thing is that Brock didn't even need the briefcase. He, being the former champion, already had a title match on deck due to the rematch clause.
Beats Seth in the rematch and cashes in on Kofi :bryan: Or they'll be dumb as fukk and have Brock cash in either one:pachaha:
 
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