Bring A Flamethrower To A Fistfight Brehs!!! (Update: CNN Link. Breh Face Looks Like Seared Steak)

DreadBrown

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My momma was like up the street and the kitchen was a mess so I was trying to straighten it up or at least look like I was cleaning up before she walked in. I was heating up some bacon grease to pour in be grease can (from what I hear that's considered ghetto to have a can of old grease I the kitchen but whatever). And i have the fire too high, next thing I know the smoke alarm is going off & reached for the handle to remove it front the eye. And the grease splashed on my hand. I yelped and tried to Doctor it on my own.

Went to work (I'm a clerk so I type) and quickly the burn blisters formed, but while working they popped. For most of my shift clear liquid kept oozing from my hand. I struggled to work that day but I did. I went home and facetimed my friend who is a nurse and asked how bad it was. He told me it was plasma oozing & that I should go to urgent aid ASAP. I drove to the nearest one like 10 Min from me using one hand.

I walked in slightly distraught but rather calm for the severity. While the staff was like ':damn: you went to work like that??!??' And I was like ':manny: yep.' They told me they've seen grown ass men acting like :sadbron: over things that weren't nearly as bad as my burn was. Turns out I had a second degree burn. Had to miss 2 1/2 weeks of work but didn't need a skin graph thankfully. When i got back to work there were rumors flying around about why I was gone. So being he messy Gossip Girl the Coli IRL, I put a few out there to purposely :troll: & see how it would change if it got around and back to me.


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i couldn't have done it 2nd degree burns are no joke
 

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Man I know that shyt had to hurt when dude stopped dropped and rolled on that pavement :damn:
Better alternative to dying right there i guess.

I don't know why both of them didn't dip right when they got doused with gas. did he putt out a lighter right after and set them on fire?
 
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