Was you on the Stennis?
East Coast on a fukkin' Amphib (USS Nassau)
Dude was actually a treasurer of the Vesta fan club. When she lost all of that weight and they gave her that cover spread in Jet, he was fukking furious.
I'll never forget that time when we had a family cruise out to the Chesapeake. He invited his girl on the ship for the cruise. My homey came and got me from my berthing on some "You got to see this shyt" stuff. We head down to the deck and he was out their with ol' girl. Ol girl was big and tall. She was about 290-310lb and about 5'11". He was about 5'8. You know how you are hugged up with your girl and she's leaning on you as you are leaning against something? Well, reverse the positions. She was holding him like he was the bytch. That shyt got us through a Med cruise.