Brehs whose ever had a bat in their house?

[Listen]

I was making beats on my computer, thought i caught this wierd shadow over my head. I figure its some car lights coming through the window.

Go back to my beats and i see it again. Im like that aint no car light.

I turn around and theres a mutherfukker bat coming for me like its name was dark wing duck or some shyt!

I yelled to the wife and booked it into the bathroom.

Then i realized it could have gone up stairs to wheremy kids rooms are, or even worse come in from there.

So like the boss thag I am, i called fukking dispatch amd had them send a gang of firefighters to my house to root this devil out.

So i ask them if we need to get it tested or some shyt and their like naw this is a fruit bat they eat flys.


So they catch it and let it go while my nervous wife calls the after hours at our doctors to be told oh they didnt keep it? Protocol says you need to pack up them kids and go to the ER!

3 hours and 9 shots later for my wife and oldest.....

 

[Token]

I had a squirrel but never a bat, thank god.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

so a bat flew around in your house and you called 911?

and then you took your kids to the ER room?

this is some ned flanders shyt

 

[sm0ke]

firefighters fukked up. you're supposed to take it in so they can kill it and test it for rabies. we had one before. shyt was mad scary as a kid. even my pops was shook

"There it is!" *books it down the stairs*

 

[GoFlipAPack]

you scared of a flying mouse breh?

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Ken Piffey Jr.]

I keep aluminum under the bed.

 

[Soundbwoy]

I had a squirrel but never a bat, thank god.

when I was a kid use to feed this squirrel in the backyard with peanut butter one day he came back with a gang of other squirrels on some where the peanut butter at nuccuh they were all in front of the patio door on some I didnt go in my backyard for 2 weeks

 

[dr. pill biden]

I woulda did the same damn thing if I was you!! My homegirl had one die in her crib said it had the face and snout like a dog. Ugly as shyt!!! .

 

[pbconnect]

lol literary 4 days ago I had a bat at my house. It seems like every year for the past 4 years we get a bat in our house. The sound they make is so hideous it ain't funny. My heart was beating outta my chest and I was scared as fuk. I had to wake up my pops to deal with it (hes from Jamaica and a real yard man so he ain't really scared of those things). To make a long story short the bat got in somehow from outside to the roof of the basement. From there it flew two levels and we got it cornered in a bedroom. From there we were able to let it out the window. Last time my pops had to kill one with a broom. I think that it was either chasing mice or attracted to the flowers outside.

 

[resurrection]

Had a bat once at my grandmothers house.. by the time I got there to help her out with it, she was chasing it out the house with a broom.. it actually worked..

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

YOOO!!! This shyt happened to me twice. Once when I was kid and once when I was grown.

When I was grown (last year) Im in my people's crib in the basement. Im on the computer and shyt and there's a bat that got in somehow and he flying in a circle over my head.

Keep in my, the basement ceiling isn't that high so its like a few inches (if that) above my head. So there's no way I can standup without risking getting hit by the bat.

The lil dude was spazzing, just flying in a continuous circle. So my Dad came down and was looking for something to use to catch it. So I take my shoe off and try to knock it down or change its trajectory...something. I raise my shoe at it and barely swung (I aint want to hurt it) and it flew into my show was...

The body fell behind a box, so when we finally found it we weren't sure if it was dead or alive. I look online to see what to do with it and by the time I told my dad he was like, "I threw it outside" ...

...it was cool cause it aint scratch or cut nobody so...whatever. I felt bad that I wasn't sure if I killed it though, cause I no he wasn't treating, probably just scared.

 

[andre patton]

yeah. i opened up the window and got back in the bed. i was pretty much like fukk it...if this nikka is gonna turn me into a vampire then go head and bite me. otherwise fly the fukk out the window.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

im here trying not to laugh too loud n wake my shorty up. But those merchant smileys are killing me..i swear that was my reaction when i read the thtead title, id be shook

 

[Born2BKing]

you scared of a flying mouse breh?

Rabies is like HIV on steroids breh