Brehs there's a mouse in my room! EDIT: I'm Done Being Nice. I'm Killing Every Single One of Them

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Long story short about a month later I saw another mouse in the bathroom. I didn't see it since. A couple weeks later at about 5 AM I went to take a piss and saw one crawl across the floor into the closet in the hallway and I decided enough of this bullshyt. :stopitslime:

That morning I went and bought 4 mice trap and decided to go all out. I loaded them bytches up with cheese and set two of them. One in the bathroom and one in the hallway. I was watching the NBA Finals at about 10 and I heard the trap go off. I didn't think I would hear the one in the bathroom so I went to check out the one in the hallway. Nothing was in it so I figured whatever. :yeshrug:

The next morning I'm getting ready for school and I tip toe in the bathroom so I didn't have to see a dead mice. I peek in that bytch I see the mouse trap had moved so I'm like :gladbron: I peek further and I see that motherfukker's head in the trap. :stylin:

I leave it there hoping someone would pick it up by the time I got back from school. I come home dead mice in the trash, set another trap, the next morning another one gets caught.

I thought only one was trapped in the house so at this point I'm a little paranoid thinking they got a colony in my house. :mindblown: I set another just in case.

So about a week later I go in and I see the cheese is missing from the trap in the bathroom. :patrice:

So I get to thinking :thankin': the only traps that are getting touched is the one in the bathroom. I look closer and I see cheese in the radiator. :ohhh: I look and the stupid door on the radiator is broken. I open it and I see a big ass hole in it. :sitdown:

I throw some rat poison down that shyt, tape it up with duct tape and haven't seen one since. I WIN! :russ:
 

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I haven't seen a mouse in my house in over a year, but tonight, my declawed cat caught two of them in the basement.

I was hearing shyt get knocked over and wondering what all the noise is and he's got a damn mouse in his mouth and then puts it on the floor just so he can slap it around.

I had to make him drop the mouse both times and I ended up beating the mouse with a broom til it was dead so I could get rid of it.

here's a pic I just took of young morris tonight with a mouse in his mouth in my basement before I killed it.

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anyone can get mice. it has nothing to do with cleanliness.

and glue traps are stupid. you can only use them once unlike an actual mouse trap.
Not really, mice can and will avoid mechanical traps, glue traps are butters. They get rid of all rodents and insects, including roaches. The military uses them in their mess halls.

And mice look for shelter in the winter, but they don't stick around unless there's a food source along with a warm place to escape the cold.
 

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Not really, mice can and will avoid mechanical traps, glue traps are butters. They get rid of all rodents and insects, including roaches. The military uses them in their mess halls.

And mice look for shelter in the winter, but they don't stick around unless there's a food source along with a warm place to escape the cold.

typically once the cat gets to patrolling they stop trying to come in. He was having fun down in the basement tonight tho.
 

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Two and a half years later these filthy motherfukkers rear their ugly heads again. :scust:

Came home and saw something run across the kitchen and I'm like "oh shyt here we go again. :snoop:"

Went and got the left over traps from two years ago, laid them bytches down with some cheese, a couple hours later I see one of them on the floor with a its neck broke in the trap. :demonic:"
 

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:huhldup: I went into my room and I saw a big ass brown thing jet from under my bed and behind my dresser.

I'm shook as fukk because I've never seen a rat before in real life and I'm not about to sleep in that room again. I want no parts of that room. I'm about to throw a rat trap in there and shut the door. :huhldup:
You live in filth.
 

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i never understood how ppl can be scared of something that runs away from them...rodents, bugs, etc. If it ain't some wild shyt like a lion, shark, snake etc...wtf are you afraid of?



I started squeezing the mice in my pants while frantically running in the hallway, while I was doing this, I felt a pop in the mouse's body, eventually I let go of it and it fell out of my pants and fell on the floor like :dead:

I squeezed that mouse so hard that it died right then and there.

Ol Lenny from mice of men ass nikka :pachaha: im fukkin with you, I would have legit been found dead though, autopsy showing an exploded heart.

Man, yall nikkas haven't felt fear if yall aint never had a house with a fukking GARDNER SNAKE PROBLEM :childplease: :childplease: :childplease: :childplease:

Do yall know how it feels to be six years old and playing in your basement to flip over a box and see TEN fukkING SNAKES slither out of that bytch? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

:to: I aint been the same since

This must be an Omaha thing. My girls mom lives off 40th n Corby and they get snakes all the time. Which is wild cause my girl is deathly afraid of snakes. She swears a gardner snake chased her when she was little. :yeshrug: it is what it is, she literally burst into tears at the sight of snakes now. She broke it off with me one time and two days later calls me sobbing and panicking, she locked herself in the bathroom because a snake was in the house. It was a baby gardner snake not thicker or longer than a #2 pencil but it was what it was...

snakes scare me even less than mice. I mean given they are not poisoness. I had never even seen a snake that wasn't in the zoo til last year when i was mowing the lawn and I noticed I ran one over and it was still alive despite being chopped in half. I literally tossed it over the fence into the bushes. I have seen a few more since then in the back yard, but its really no big deal.

Im not afraid of anything, but when things see me before I see them, they freak me the fukk out. You get caught slippin and that shyt is over.
 

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Glue trap.... and you lost for admitting you have mice/rats. When you see one, there's always more.

having a mouse doesn't mean your poor or dirty. rodents have been around for millenium, and they're not going anywhere anytime soon. it's an animal that can squeeze thru a hole the size of a quarter. and they simply wanna get from the cold outside into the warmth of your house when winter hits. when we had them, I primarily saw them in my basement. and there's certainly no food down there other than the food for my cat I keep for him to eat which is put on a shelf where only he can climb up to (since I have dogs as well).

originally, I tried trapping mice, and that worked, but with my cat's litter and him patrolling the basement, they can smell him and they want no parts of a home with a natural predator in it.
 

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You live in filth.

:camby:

I don't live in filth. That was the first time I had ever seen a mouse in real life and the only reason they showed up was because the radiator door was busted open and they were coming through there.
 

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:camby:

I don't live in filth. That was the first time I had ever seen a mouse in real life and the only reason they showed up was because the radiator door was busted open and they were coming through there.
Time to vacuum and clean them stains off the kitchen floor bruh.
 
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