Way too much fukkin' swag
"Oh look out here Mike. He's angry. See...see let me tell you why he is angry. He knows coming into the game that it is going to be a tough match up for him and his wingmen because they've read the scouting report and I mean come on now...all we have been talking about are the number of women this guy bagged at 112 last night. Now, knowing this, he goes into this game with his mind in a certain state and the player flips it all around on him and comes out with the all black everything. Now...we know about his spit game, and his money game okay...that is this guy's bread and butter just look at the numbers he has put up for his career. But now...Think about this Mike...now...he has added the the shoe game and clothes game to his arsenal. I mean, come on, it takes some guys years to add both he just added them in day! Now what he also has to be concerned with here is the turtle neck, because you know the guy has that in his bag of tricks to and in crunch time he will bring it out. Now see...see...see right there...come on Mike that is what I'm talking about he just pulled one before she even got onto the floor...see how he slipped her ugly friends and disappeared in the crowd then came around the other side and got her phone number before they could protest. Come on Mike these guys don't just grow on tree's this is greatness we are watching here. And look, we know about the Fro, we know it's curly and we know he hasn't blown it out all the way but I mean come on Mike he doesn't even have the pick with him so now we know he isn't even bringing his full A game yet and it's still two hours until last call!"
I got her sprung off the stroke, but I was just lookin for a nut, not wifey
"Oh look out here Mike. He's angry. See...see let me tell you why he is angry. He knows coming into the game that it is going to be a tough match up for him and his wingmen because they've read the scouting report and I mean come on now...all we have been talking about are the number of women this guy bagged at 112 last night. Now, knowing this, he goes into this game with his mind in a certain state and the player flips it all around on him and comes out with the all black everything. Now...we know about his spit game, and his money game okay...that is this guy's bread and butter just look at the numbers he has put up for his career. But now...Think about this Mike...now...he has added the the shoe game and clothes game to his arsenal. I mean, come on, it takes some guys years to add both he just added them in day! Now what he also has to be concerned with here is the turtle neck, because you know the guy has that in his bag of tricks to and in crunch time he will bring it out. Now see...see...see right there...come on Mike that is what I'm talking about he just pulled one before she even got onto the floor...see how he slipped her ugly friends and disappeared in the crowd then came around the other side and got her phone number before they could protest. Come on Mike these guys don't just grow on tree's this is greatness we are watching here. And look, we know about the Fro, we know it's curly and we know he hasn't blown it out all the way but I mean come on Mike he doesn't even have the pick with him so now we know he isn't even bringing his full A game yet and it's still two hours until last call!"
"Oh look out here Mike. He's angry. See...see let me tell you why he is angry. He knows coming into the game that it is going to be a tough match up for him and his wingmen because they've read the scouting report and I mean come on now...all we have been talking about are the number of women this guy bagged at 112 last night. Now, knowing this, he goes into this game with his mind in a certain state and the player flips it all around on him and comes out with the all black everything. Now...we know about his spit game, and his money game okay...that is this guy's bread and butter just look at the numbers he has put up for his career. But now...Think about this Mike...now...he has added the the shoe game and clothes game to his arsenal. I mean, come on, it takes some guys years to add both he just added them in day! Now what he also has to be concerned with here is the turtle neck, because you know the guy has that in his bag of tricks to and in crunch time he will bring it out. Now see...see...see right there...come on Mike that is what I'm talking about he just pulled one before she even got onto the floor...see how he slipped her ugly friends and disappeared in the crowd then came around the other side and got her phone number before they could protest. Come on Mike these guys don't just grow on tree's this is greatness we are watching here. And look, we know about the Fro, we know it's curly and we know he hasn't blown it out all the way but I mean come on Mike he doesn't even have the pick with him so now we know he isn't even bringing his full A game yet and it's still two hours until last call!"
Could you imagine a Jeff Van Gundy rant about tmacs choppa suitHubie is one of my favorite sports commentators next to Jeff van gundy (Nikka's rants be off topic and leave me dead) and Jalen.
"I just stepped in for a drink.. I didn't know b*tches was in here choosin' like that"
Dead ass serious. It looks like he tried to push up on some chick in the club and she went and got her man, and Hubie was like "I'm gone from it, now, c'mon!"
"Oh look out here Mike. He's angry. See...see let me tell you why he is angry. He knows coming into the game that it is going to be a tough match up for him and his wingmen because they've read the scouting report and I mean come on now...all we have been talking about are the number of women this guy bagged at 112 last night. Now, knowing this, he goes into this game with his mind in a certain state and the player flips it all around on him and comes out with the all black everything. Now...we know about his spit game, and his money game okay...that is this guy's bread and butter just look at the numbers he has put up for his career. But now...Think about this Mike...now...he has added the the shoe game and clothes game to his arsenal. I mean, come on, it takes some guys years to add both he just added them in day! Now what he also has to be concerned with here is the turtle neck, because you know the guy has that in his bag of tricks to and in crunch time he will bring it out. Now see...see...see right there...come on Mike that is what I'm talking about he just pulled one before she even got onto the floor...see how he slipped her ugly friends and disappeared in the crowd then came around the other side and got her phone number before they could protest. Come on Mike these guys don't just grow on tree's this is greatness we are watching here. And look, we know about the Fro, we know it's curly and we know he hasn't blown it out all the way but I mean come on Mike he doesn't even have the pick with him so now we know he isn't even bringing his full A game yet and it's still two hours until last call!"