@Embrehyo
I'm mad you said it's some Popeye's chicken on deck though...are we supposed to bait the finishing line with that to lure in the sharks so they can get popped off one-by-one when they surface??? Is the Henny for us or them? I don't know what happens when you pour liquor on sharks. I'm sure someone in Florida does though. I also might feel more hopeful if that was an Atlanta Braves blanket, but that's just me.
Truth is, I'm keeping my ass out of Florida all together so I never have to worry about any type of fukkery like this. This seems like the type of thing that would only happen there.