Man, this shyt triggered me like a mfer. I'm pissed off just typing this.
Had this shyt happened to me over the same shyt (I wasn't making enough money to buy this chick shyt she wanted and trips she saw on TikTok
).
I finally broke out of that p*ssy trance and went off on shawty for always begging for shyt I couldn't afford. We arguing and this bytch start accusing me of tree jumping on kids (not that it needs to be said but just to put it in writing, I ain't ever do no shyt like that. I haven't been alone with no damn child in almost a decade.)
She thought she had it. I said bet. Silently pulled up my phone and googled lie detector people in SoFlo started dialing the first number I saw. I don't even do all that social media type shyt. I said we finna go to the lie detector nikka TOMORROW MORNING and we gonna IG AND Facebook live BOTH of us taking this shyt and everybody gon see this shyt in REAL time. You wanna put me on that Summer Jam screen? Cool, but we going TOGETHER. Everybody will see what's up then.
When I tell you this bytch looked horrified and started spilling them big fat ugly crocodile tears right on the spot. She started copping fukking pleas so fast and was begging me not to do the shyt. All that energy depleted real quick and she dropped it and apologized profusely.
I wonder what SHE was hiding...