Brehs, I have a body count of around 150 -200 women, AMA

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Honestly it doesn't really matter to me. I don't even ask about it. As long as we don't know the same people or be in the same network.


I only had maybe 3 with just funky box and hell naw I couldn't smash. I'd make up an excuse and dip. There was this one chick who I met at club Q in Marietta ( @AVXL you remember this spot?) This bytch was BAD as fukk. Well she came up to me and said "how it feel being the finest nikka in the club?" and bought me a drink. Well that night I went to her crib to smash. Well I get the bytch in bed and she riding me under the covers. So when the cover lifts a little I get a whiff and it smells like a shytty ass. I'm like :picard::scust:. It's like she came from the club and took a massive shyt and then I came over right after before she could shower. Never thought I'd smell something like that coming from a bytch so bad.
:mjlol: and :gag: at the same time
 

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:mjlol: and :gag: at the same time
I'll never forget that night. She was looking mad sexy too when I got there. Black thong and a wife beater. Broad looked liked Summer Walker face and complexion wise. Her ass or titties wasn't as big though.

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Honestly it doesn't really matter to me. I don't even ask about it. As long as we don't know the same people or be in the same network.


I only had maybe 3 with just funky box and hell naw I couldn't smash. I'd make up an excuse and dip. There was this one chick who I met at club Q in Marietta ( @AVXL you remember this spot?) This bytch was BAD as fukk. Well she came up to me and said "how it feel being the finest nikka in the club?" and bought me a drink. Well that night I went to her crib to smash. Well I get the bytch in bed and she riding me under the covers. So when the cover lifts a little I get a whiff and it smells like a shytty ass. I'm like :picard::scust:. It's like she came from the club and took a massive shyt and then I came over right after before she could shower. Never thought I'd smell something like that coming from a bytch so bad.


So we can safely assume you didnt eat her out from the back :mjlol:
 

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Hell nah. fukked up thing is I went back the next weekend and fukked her again. :russ:


























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I will not judge:francis:

Most rancid puss I ever had the misfortune of smashing came by way of a 27 year old teacher I got the number from one night in a club. She came to my spot the following weekend. I was standing as she lay on my bed in her panties, I reached down to pull them down and got hit in the face by what felt like an Iron Mike right hook..
Never one to take the count, I stood strong and smashed that thang..
She killed me when she said 'ohhh, it smells like sex in here'

:gucci:
 

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I will not judge:francis:

Most rancid puss I ever had the misfortune of smashing came by way of a 27 year old teacher I got the number from one night in a club. She came to my spot the following weekend. I was standing as she lay on my bed in her panties, I reached down to pull them down and got hit in the face by what felt like an Iron Mike right hook..
Never one to take the count, I stood strong and smashed that thang..
She killed me when she said 'ohhh, it smells like sex in here'

:gucci:
Damn :russ: She mighta been coming from the gym or some shyt. Did you ever smash again brah?
 

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Damn :russ: She mighta been coming from the gym or some shyt. Did you ever smash again brah?

Hell yeah I smashed again..a week later :bryan:

I dont know why I thought things would be different the second time around, puss still smelled like death :scust:

You went back a week later too, please tell me she didnt smell like Lucifer's a$$hole this time around:why:
 

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Hell yeah I smashed again..a week later :bryan:

I dont know why I thought things would be different the second time around, puss still smelled like death :scust:

You went back a week later too, please tell me she didnt smell like Lucifer's a$$hole this time around:why:
Lol damn I hope you told her. She prolly had an std/infection or her PH was off. And the second time I smashed ol girl she was fresh as a daisy. She was a weirdo though. Wanted to sniff my armpits and feet. Said she liked man musk but I was smelling good so she was disappointed. On god brah.
 

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Lol damn I hope you told her. She prolly had an std/infection or her PH was off. And the second time I smashed ol girl she was fresh as a daisy. She was a weirdo though. Wanted to sniff my armpits and feet. Said she liked man musk but I was smelling good so she was disappointed. On god brah.

sounds like my kinda woman :mjlit:
 

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The easiest p*ssy is cougar p*ssy brah. Grown ass single mothers who ain't got time to bullshyt and just want some dikk. I'd say 75% of my first smashes were at my place or a place I had invited them too. That's simply because a nikka can game plan more effectively in familiar surroundings.

A lot of broads like giving head without wanting anything in return. Like some bytches just love dikk in their mouth. It turns them on. I'd say damn near 70% of the hoes I smashed gave me head and I returned the favor to maybe 10% if that.

I was most successful with cougar broads and white bytches. Just for the fact they like they are simply easier to smash and you can be more direct with them.
You a real nikka breh I'm also a member of cougar gang. Post some pics of your cougars that you smashed, if you don't mind breh.
 

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Tbh I’m not at 150 more like reaching 120ish.

I hit 100 a couple years back and been chilling.

Never fukked an escort and I’ve never bought a chick a drink at a bar/event.

I’ll gladly answer questions.

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I was smashing cougars in my 20s, that old raggedy p*ssy ain’t bout nutn tho.

Also had a time I was running through white chicks like water.

Black women always been the easiest to smash for me but to be fair all women are easy if you treat them the same.

I’ve probably smashed mostly mixed chicks in the last couple years. Idk what it is, but pretty lil light skin girls got a thing for me. Got one in the bed laid up next to me right now, and I put that on everything I love ain’t a lie in this post, check my history.
 

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Around 10 - 15 of them were escorts too and I only been in 3 serious relationships in my life. I don't know whether to :obama: or :mjcry: at this shyt. AMA I'll be honest as a mafukka.
Are you a cheater?

Are you honest about your hoeness in relationships?

Are you disgusted with yourself?

How many were raw?

How many stds have you had?

How old are you?

Do you think you could ever be faithful?

What are your views on sex? Like, Do you feel anything emotionally?
 
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